Not a main character. Just part of the homosexual supporting cast.
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She’s so sweet and adorable. I love her so much 🥹🥹









☀️🌷🤍
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lihua is so unintentionally funny guys she's eating up all those erotica books maomao provides SHAMELESSLY😭 LOOK AT HER


rip lady lihua you would've loved the emperor x reader & smut tags on ao3 and tumblr
#lady lihua#the apothecary diaries#maomao#she would’ve been on fanfiction.net#she would’ve known what a lemon was
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Everyone complaining about Jinshi only calling Maomao “the apothecary” or “that girl”.
My guys.
That is the ONLY thing keeping him from trying to call her his “sweet little baby poison kitten” or something along those lines.
He has to protect himself somehow.
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Pleasepleasepleaepleasepleade I’m nothing
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Immediately saw her and were like “this poor child. WE HAVE TO FEED HER. SHES TOO SKINNY. HER ARM SHE MUST HAVE BEEN ABUSED. SHES OUR BABY NOW”
one of my favorite parts of apothecary diaries is how every one of gyokuyou's ladies in waiting immediately goes, "this is our maomao. we found her in a back alley, that's why she's so scraggly and weird. isn't she gross? what an angel. we would kill and die for her. she's such a little freak. insult her and we'll eat your family :)".not kidding it's actually almost instantanous.
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First they censor her educational pornography and then they confiscate her poisonous mushrooms, they are OPPRESSING the weird girl
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Makarov: Where is my grandson in law?
Laxus: Gramps, me and Freed aren't gay.
Makarov: Don't lie to me, boy!
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Natsu: (snuggling Lucy) you are the absolutely best thing that could have ever happened to me, you are my star, the light of my darkest days
Lucy: (half-asleep at 3 in the morning) what the fuck i thought i locked the door
Natsu: yes but the window was open
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maomao is so fucking funny like almost every inner dialogue she has about jinshi is "this man is for the BISEXUALS and he is a SLUT"
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SPARKLE ON! ✨️
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For those of y’all wondering about punk Choji.
Remember that motherly monster in Monster’s University that was like “I’ll just be here listening to my tunes” and then it’s death metal?
That’s Choji.
Naruto Konoha 12 High School Clique Headcanons
Team 10- Punk Kids. Don’t care about you or anything else. Except when they do. Then they care too much. Can and will fist fight you, just let Shikamaru have his smoke break first.
Team 7- Floater Kids. Definitely hang out together but also mesh well with other cliques. Don’t seem close but will die for each other, even if the situation does not demand it.
Team 3- Underdogs, or the underestimated. Everyone thinks they’re just fuck ups or they have something externally that’s holding them back. They’ll overcome it. Just give them time.
Team 8- Weird kids. What’s the dog and bug equivalent of a horse girl? Can’t blame them. Hinata was 100% me with my first crush.
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Inoshikacho x ANBU
Source: Pinterest (not mine)
#this shit right here#fire#absolutely stunning#naruto#shikamaru#naruto fanart#this is killin it right here
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Team 8 would 100% get JCPenney style photos and give them to Kurenai.
Kurenai has them hung in a place of honor in her house.
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Shikamaru (just randomly training or something one day): I would die for Chouji.
Ino (not even blinking): Me too bitch
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