Someone: are you the stupid bitch who d-
Me: yeah
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you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking
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how come there are dishes to be washed every time i eat something. i can’t stand this everyone is out to get me.
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you come into my house, you
treat me with respect (the way i treat you), and we both enjoy each other’s company and value each other’s friendship
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Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord
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red desert - calm
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when ur arguing with someone and they tell u to calm down
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i have been diagnosed with the killer combo of lovey dovey disorder & sleepy bitch disease
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happy 10 years 💖
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Are you alive
Don’t ask me no personal shit like this
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