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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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Season two of PJO series is gonna be so silly

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NEW SCHISM NEW SCHISM NEW SCHISM

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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New Camp Jupiter Camper: Praetor Levesque and Praetor Zhang are so professional.

Other New Camper: I know. So poised and put together and serious.

Percy Jackson: *rolling up to camp for College blaring on the horn of his parents Prius* FRANK! HAZEL!

Frank and Hazel: *screaming their heads off and booking it down the road, Frank occasionally excitedly turning into different animals as he goes* PERCY!!!

Percy: *parking the car but exiting out of it through the open window* AAAAAAHH!!! GUYS!!!!

Frank: YOU’RE HERE!!!

Hazel: YAY!!!!

Percy: WHOOOOO!!! HAZEL YOU’RE PRAETOR NOW! SHUT UP I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

Hazel: WE MISSED YOU!

Percy: WE MISSED YOU!

Annabeth: *exiting out of the passenger side door* Yeah, we did!

Hazel: ANNABETH!!! AAAAAH!!!

Annabeth: AAAAAAH!!

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Things that were probably said on the Argo II at some point

(Edit: I saw a lot of yall liked this so I made a part 2)

Piper: Hey, do you think we can roast marshmallows over leo?

Leo: why haven't I thought of that yet-

Annabeth: I promise you nothing happened in the stables! Right frank? When you found us we were completely clothed

Percy: yeah! If we were doing anything you would have heard us!

Annabeth: PERCEUS JACKSON HOW DARE-

Hazel: Hey frank can you turn into a mouse or something? I dropped a notebook between my bed and the wall and I can't reach it

Leo: who ate the last poptart? I'm not mad I just want to know!

Hazel: what the fuck is a poptart?

Jason: Hey do you guys think if I take 8 ibuprofen it will kill me?

Frank: we should only be a few hundred kilometers away by now.

Percy: what the fuck is a kilometer?

Leo: yeah we can't all be like Mr. Incredible over here

Jason: who??

Leo: I hate the fact that you didn't have a childhood

*Piper and Annabeth helping braid Hazel's hair*

Piper: Get out of here Percy we are having girl time!

Annabeth: yeah! Girl time!

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#ClassicsTober23 18: 💔Phaedra💋

The famous Phaedra is one of the wives of Theseus - the other sister of abandoned Ariadne. Having disposed of previous ‘wife’/victim Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons, he marries Phaedra, who then falls (or is pushed) into lust for Hippolytus, Theseus son with Hippolyta.

He however eschews all women, preferring Artemis’ company. He is horrified with this attention, not only because Phaedra’s a woman but also because she’s his new stepmother. Enraged at his strong refusal, she tells Theseus that Hippolytus tried to rape her. Theseus immediately curses his son who then dies in a freak chariot accident before Theseus realises he is wrong.

I love this illustration of her on this krater by the Laodamian painter: https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/G_1870-0710-2 She’s very coy in her love-sickness. She looks like a teenage girlembarassedly explaining her crush to her friends…

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academic art

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*percy coming out of the bathroom in a towel, grinning, with a freshly shaved mustache*

percy: what do you think? i’m gonna be a firefighter, should i look the part too?

annabeth (sitting in their bed): you know… i actually kinda dig it

percy: *stops smiling*

percy: what?

annabeth: i usually hate mustaches, but you actually pull it off, seaweed brain

percy: wise girl, this looks ridiculous. i’m not keeping it. i was joking

annabeth: well i’m not! and why are you shaving your beard in the first place?

percy: the fire department said i have to shave off the facial hair

annabeth: *makes sad face*

percy: really? you have no issues with me running into burning buildings, but the beard being shaved is where you draw the line?

annabeth: i like the stubble

percy: oh i know you do, but it’s gotta go. plus, don’t you think it makes me look way too much like my dad?

annabeth: posedion is a very handsome god

percy:

annabeth: *starts giggling*

percy: i can’t even look at you right now

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PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?

GROVER: Yeah...

ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.

PERCY: So fun week ahead!

GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.

ANNABETH: Nuh uh, through sickness and health, buddy!

GROVER: We're not married!

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THEY CUT OUT THIS GAYASS MOMENT???????

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i felt more when we played pretend than with all the kens

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> enters room w an axe

> chops off some guys d!ck

> refuses to elaborate further

> leaves

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Annabeth “I secretly had a crush on him since we were twelve years old” Chase really said

I hAtEd YoU aT fIRsT yOu AnnOyED mE thEn I toLerAtEd yOu fOr a fEw yEArs

girl-

✨peak percabeth delusion✨

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