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what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland

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how is this fair for the rest of the male population?

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My little zombie killers

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request: Okay okay so what about Jacob Barber having the worst day ( maybe because Ben and Derek were jerks to him ) so he calls his gf when he gets home and asks her to come over and cuddle. When she hears his sad tone, she rushes over there and he’s like “ can you hold me for a while “ and how can she say no to that? So she lets him rest on her and plays with his hair until they both fall asleep ( bonus if Andy finds them like that ) thank youuu 💘

warnings: homophobic slurs, physical violence

authors note: i love this so much 🥺 i love writing cuddle fics you have no idea! im sorry this took so long to deliver :( also, i’m apart of the lgbtq+ community :) i would never use any slur that didn’t belong to me.

jacob dropped his bag onto the floor of his room. he ran his hand over his face, sighing heavily as he rubbed his tired eyes.

today wasn’t very good. in fact, it wad the opposite of good. and it was all bens fault, like usual.

“sup, faggot” ben sneered. he laughed cruelly as he slapped jacob up the back of the head, jacob dropping his books to cradle it.

“hows your girlfriend going?” the rifkin boy asked. jacob hesitated, why the hell was he asking about you? “she’s been good, i guess” jacob mumbled lowly, “why do you care?”

ben smirked, ignoring the end of jacobs sentence “oh really? thats great. i was actually hoping i could talk to you about her. yeah, was hoping you’d let me tap that tonight. been wanting to for awhile, but i thought i’d be polite and ask first.”

jacob clenched his eyes shut. he was trying to get the memory out of his head, bens a fucking bitch, no doubt, and he was nothing more than that. jacob wouldn’t let someone so pathetic bother him.

“e-excuse me?” jacob turned to face ben. originally, he had his back turned to ben so he couldn’t see his discomfort, but he didn’t care right now.

“you heard me” ben laughed, “so can i? she’d definitely say yes, i’ve seen her all around school with you. hanging off of you like some dumb slut, but thats what she is right?”

jacob’s face screwed up, “fuck off, dickhead!” he yelled.

bens face fell to a more serious expression. “what did you say to me?”

“i said, fuck o-!” jacob was stopped mid sentence from ben’s fist colliding with his face. he stumbled back, tripping over his feet and falling to the ground.

“who fucking said you could speak to me that way?” ben shouted before he kicked jacob in the stomach.

when he didn’t get an answer, he crouched down to jacobs level “learn some fucking respect” he spat at him.

jacob frowned. he rubbed his stomach, there was a purple bruise in the middle where ben had hit him. it wasn’t really sore, more an achy type of pain.

luckily for him, bens punch didn’t leave a mark, so he didn’t have anything to hide.

he bent down and grabbed his bag. he winced, the pain of his sore torso being crumpled kicking it.

jacob pulled out his phone. if anyone could make him feel better, it’d be you.

he went into his contacts, pressed ‘y/n 💘’ and waited for you to pick up.

ring, ring, ri-

“heyy” he could practically hear your smile through the phone. “hey baby” he tiredly smiled.

“how are you? do you need something?” you questioned him. “can you come over please?” he asked, “i need you.”

butterflies filled in your stomach and a blush covered your cheeks. “of course i can, how could i say no to you?”

jacob chuckled from the other end of the line “get here soon please, i need cuddles.”

“okay, i’m leaving now. i’ll see you in ten minutes!” you grabbed your house key from your desk. it had your house keys, a charm or two and a key to jacob’s house. andy had given it to you a few months ago incase of emergencies.

“i love you” jacob hummed. “i love you too” you whispered back, “i’ll see you soon.”

its a ten minute walk from your house to jacobs, so you got there the usual time later. you pushed the front door open and walked up the staircase to jacobs room.

when you opened the door, jacob was laying on his bed in comfy clothes. t-shirt and sweats.

when jacob heard the door opening, he shot up off of the bed to hug you. his arms wrapped around your middle, nuzzling his face into your neck. you immediately hugged him back, your arms slung around his neck.

you pulled away and cupped his cheeks in your hands. “hey, are you okay?” you pressed a quick kiss to his lips before he could answer.

jacob gave you a tired smile “just ben being a dick, but i’m better now that you’re here.” “you’re so cheesy, shut up” you laughed.

“can we cuddle?” jacob pouted.

you nodded, kicking your shoes off and following him back to the bed.

jacob wrapped himself around you, clinging onto you like a child. his head buried back in your neck, arms around your waist again.

your hands combed through his hair and jacob sighed in content. he loved when you played with his hair, it made him feel as peace.

“i’m sorry you had a bad day” you mumbled, pressing kisses onto the crown of his head.

jacob hummed in response. his fingers had pushed your shirt up slightly and were caressing the skin of your hips.

“it’s okay, thank you for coming over” he replied. “i’m tired” jacob yawned after his sentence, proving his point.

“go to sleep, baby. you had a long day” you said.

jacob nodded into your neck, “goodnight, babe.” “goodnight jake” you smiled.

it didn’t take long for him to fall asleep while you ran your fingers through his hair, finger nails scratching lightly at his scalp.

you fell asleep soon after. the two of you were still clinging together, napping at 5:37 when andy came home.

“hey kiddo!” andy greeted, walking into jacobs room. his smile fell when he saw the two of you, but it returned almost immediately after.

“this is too cute” andy mumbled, pulling his phone out to take a photo.

“dad?” jacob groaned. andy yelped in surprise, running out of the room and down the stairs.

“dad!”

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please help

hi. i don’t really know where to start with this. my dad got into a car accident on monday. i won’t give the details of it but i’ll just say he’s been negligent with his health despite numerous interventions. he is going to need 24 hour care at home until he is better. my mother and i can’t afford to take off work, but someone will have to to make sure he’s okay. he had to go back to the hospital today because he can’t breathe. on top of this i am trying to get out of my house completely to distance myself from the toxicity and the stress. my mental, emotional, and physical health are suffering immensely as my relationship with him crumbles. i’m currently couch surfing as i can while trying to balance work and school and him. i’m in a really rough spot right now. i am just asking that if anyone has anything to spare me i would be immensely thankful. if you email or message me after donating i would be happy to make you custom jewlery, a fic, anything i can. my details are below. thank you so much for reading.

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ATTACK ON TITAN: NSFW LINKS

— eren jaeger ➵ when you act up ➵ oral fixation ➵ fucking you for everyone to see ➵ car sex

— armin arlert ➵ showing your titties some love ➵ caressing your thighs  ➵ make out session ➵ safe in his arms

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can you trigger tag ‘lesbians’ please

no but i can hit you with my car

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im abt to nut

— 10:34pm | jean kirstein

genre: smut

wordcount: 207

contains: smut, size kink, softdom!jean

note: this is my first ever work here so i hope you enjoy !! <3

when you were with jean, all your worries disappeared.

“just focus on me,” he tells you, and who are you to complain? it’s always so easy to lose yourself in his arms, thoughts consumed only by his scent, his eyes, the beautiful grunts he lets out as his hips meet yours.

there could be a war right outside your door, but all that matters to you is jean and the rhythm of his heart and hips as he shows you how much he loves you.

jean stops for a moment, still filling you up, and you dig your nails into his shoulders in complaint. his hands reach up to cup your face, forcing you to look him in the eyes, and you feel heat rise to your face as his gaze bores into you.

“can you feel me?” he whispers, reaching one hand down and placing it on your lower stomach, right above where he was buried inside you. “i’m right here, baby.”

his words cause you to clench around him, and you don’t even try to fight the moan that escapes from your lips. “jean...” you whimper, burying your face into the crook of his neck.

“well? do i feel good?”

when you still don’t respond, he grabs your chin, forcing you to look at him yet again. “i’m waiting.”

“feels so good, baby,” you finally moan, grinding your hips on him in an attempt to find some form of relief.

“atta girl,” he chuckles, resuming his pace, and you can practically hear the smirk on his face. “taking me so well, my pretty girl...”

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Forget Me Not. 

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Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

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i hate people who hate hairless cats

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bird boy

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if u receive this u make somebody happy. go and send this to ten of ur followers who make u happy or somebody u think needs cheering up. if u get it back even better 💕💕💕💕💕💕

mwah

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thank you for the tag! :-)

chile anyway so- 😃

tags: anyone lol

urban dictionary tag

gracias @heelstylerollins for tagging me 🖤

aHA thats what i get for picking a fucked name anyways ill tag

@thatnerdwriter @kennyhoemega @cowboyshit @drewsmcintyres @freshlysqueezedlocalbadboys @jazzy-tzw etc. do it dont do it have fun !

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SHE IS A TRUE HERO 

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