this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
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I have never wanted something more.
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Do couples have angry sex anymore? Because I’m at the point in my life that when I’m mad, I don’t want my husband to BREATHE in my direction. 😅😂
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I think if Sherlock Holmes didn’t live with a doctor he would have died absurdly young
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Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD
My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH
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And this man has the audacity to tell Steve he was taking all the stupid with him.
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this website is full of people chasing the high of being right in 10th grade english
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