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Preparing for Disappointment

Welp, here we go NHL 2024-2025 season. No complaints about my #VGK but I am ready for all sorts of disappointment from my #NYR. And why do we have to start the season against the Pens? I'm still not over that Playoff series with them during year one of Gallant.

And something needs to be done with Igor's contract. If NYR doesn't move, I STG Vegas is going to make a move...because that's a very Vegas thing to do. tee hee.

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Milwaukie choked so damn hard

NEW YORK METS ARE YOU KIDDING???!!!

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Oh God here we go...

🚨 🚨 IT’S GAME DAY BITCHES 🚨 🚨

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C’mon guys, leave room for Jesus.

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Yo I hope they make me regret it but I had to check out. Legitimately going to actually lose my shit over here.

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In the 2nd one Kreids is like Oops that's my fond face

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↪ 04/26/2024 ― post-game ; scp round 1 ( rangers vs. caps )

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He ain't gonna cut or shave any of that until after the playoffs.

↪ 04/03/2024 ― post-game ( rangers vs. devils )

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#breadbeverage

Thinkkkkkking about changing my username. Pfp will probably stay.

(Especially since I don’t believe. At all. I never believe.)

Idk I have a lot of loyalty to my usernames but it feels weird to keep using a Mets-related username on a blog that is 99.99999% Rangers now.

Suggestions welcome, if only to get the juices flowing.

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This was really cute.

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igor, my best beloved, get! his! ass!

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THEM

HELLO????

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The accuracy.

I love the phenomenon where a player gets traded to a metro division team and is like, “wow! I’ve never heard such a loud crowd before! They must really love hockey! 💜” Liiiike…sweet baby. People from the northeast US are just loud in general. Always. Everyday at all times. You’re going to feel like you’re constantly surrounded by angry geese for the rest of your time on that team and the closer you are to nyc the more those geese are going to sound like Fran Drescher. You’re going to be living in an area where everyone around you has an attitude problem and the lung capacity of an olympic swimmer. Rip to your eardrums.

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Kreids reels Mika in with his stick lol

At least when things are going shitty, there’s still these two.

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But why did we have to suffer so in the process? Oh thats right, we're NYR fans

WE HAVE BEATEN A TERRIBLE TEAM

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His pants are screaming for relief from his thighs