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take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
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boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?”
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naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition
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homeless people are part of your community!!!!! get with it!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re not outside interlopers they’re not invaders they’re not vermin. homeless people = people deprived of homes, they are Victims and you should be angry on their behalf because people are being deprived of shelter in Your Community
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The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass
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“Manila Luzon, as it is written, so it shall be done. You are and will always be an All Star.“
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Gender is a performance and I am being pulled offstage by a giant hook to the sound of a large crowd booing
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why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing
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can i interest u in a box of friend??
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