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Do I want to facefuck someone who is currently experiencing a bloody nose?

Maybe. You cant prove a thing.

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I lowkey looked for a camera while I was cleaning because I know how much of a voyeur he is and how powerful that would make him feel, but I was disappointed. Either he was really good at hiding it or it doesn't exist and my fantasy of being watched by him at all times will remain a fantasy. For now.

At least my fantasy of being his full time free use whore came true.

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I found a coffee scented candle while cleaning Sir's room and it smells heavenly in here now. I put it on the nightstand on my side so I can smell it better 🕯️☕

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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

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Does anyone wanna come over and play breeding kink with me?

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Why yes you should tell me all about how you wanna knock me up

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God forbid a girl wants to get fucked like a slut

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my face would look better covered in cum thank you for coming to my ted talk pls dm to purchase content meow meows

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Love really is just "I’m thinking of you. I will ask you if you are okay. I remember your favorite flavor of tea. I want to talk to you. I hope your mother is well. I will read to you. I like your laugh. I want to help you. I will sit next to you. I got you the chocolate you like. Your eyes have gold in them. I think you'd like this book. I miss you when you aren't here." isn't it?

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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:

(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)

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The more puritan the rules around sex work get the more I want to do the taboo things like incest, rape play, and cutting/blood. But I can't because I have nowhere to sell that stuff.

Like. When I first started, at least on clips4sale, you could post basically anything you wanted because it was implied/understood everything in porn is make believe. It's fantasy to produce orgasms. That's it. Now I can't even post piss stuff most places. You know how popular piss stuff is and how well it sells? Can't do it anymore. Not on most sites. I'm not even going to get into all the stigma against fat people in general and feedees in particular.

It's getting harder everyday for us sex workers to safely and legally do the job you come to us for. I'm afraid we're less than 5 years away from losing this entire industry and being forced to go back underground. I don't even want to think about it because it makes me so sad and panicky.

Please just support us while you still can. It's rough out here being a perv for hire.

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please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity 

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I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

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So annoyed. I washed my hair last night and today it's just a huge frizzy mess. My waves and curls no longer exist in this climate. Time to shave my head (I'm not gonna but I really want to).

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thinking abt whining and crying and sniffling and being so so scared while being forced to take it in the middle of the woods. and i can scream as loud as i want but no one's gonna come ! well. i will. involuntarily. but that's something different

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