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do you ever listen to nina simone and experience what it must be like to see extra colors but in sound

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contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

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“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

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texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

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One leaf, two berries, phallic. Two leaves, two berries, yonic. Three leaves, two berries, yonic. Three leaves, one berry, phallic. Three leaves, three berries, i don’t know. Four berries one leaf phallic, five berries two leaves yonic

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My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

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One thing about me is i love beverages

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Well to be fair if my name was Karl Marx I too would immediately become a Marxist like at that point you kinda have to

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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

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under-recognized mutualistic relationship is that of the awkward late-blooming “straight” “boy” and the powerful autistic lesbian he swore besotted fealty to and who cared for him like a daughter

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inside the actors' studio with Colin Firth

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I love learning about regional dialects. Did you know that Minnesota is the #1 Fastest Talking state?

And YET. It is the #2 Least Talkative state.

We don't say much but we say it sooo quickly.

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he is INSANE