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Every time you eat cheese we fire a calf into the sun

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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everyone’s out here acting like Zuko is the “bad boy” of the show but y’all are disrespecting the real bad boy Avatar Aang ??? this boy was out here sassing the entire fire nation army, making fools out of everyone, illegally riding the mailing system of Omashu as a slide, telling his first waterbending master to go fuck himself for being a sexist ass, illegally entering the fire nation, helping to blow up a factory because he thought eco terrorism would be fun and fresh, pulling the mr steal your girl card while pretending to be a fire nation student, and grabbing the fascist asshole Ozai by his goat beard and then whipping his ass???? what a King 👑

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

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billions of dollars and untold environmental damage for this groundbreaking technology

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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fucking hell man every online service now is becoming like Scan your face and bootyhole and provide blood sample to confirm you are over the age of 35 in order to view this post. warning! obscene imagery detected in the post. the photo included in the post promotes unhealthy perverted dangerous behavior i.e. taking off one's shirt. your employer has been contacted.