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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr
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i have finally perfected my twitter feed
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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed
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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...
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Curious Tiger Chews on Cardboard Tube in His Outdoor Enclosure
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