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THIS IS WHAT FAIR LOOKS LIKE. 👏👏🇫🇮👏👏

In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source

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Sure, why not. Not like I'll get any, lol

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

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Night Witches

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Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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😭💔

— oh darling, even rome fell. (insp. / orig.)

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So I temporarily uninstalled Chrome

Because it wasn't working with my pc's system update. I went back to the original version and re-installed Chrome. And when I started going about my life like I always do, I realized Chrome had lost all of my preferences. So I have to reteach my laptop all my fav sites and comics. And my history is gone. And my bookmarks. And my specialized settings. Etc. And I realized I'd taught it to get used to me the way I got used to it. Is it weird my laptop knew me better than some family members? And I'm low-key mourning the death of our relationship?

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My life is a YA novel

So in the past few days:

I got a cute boyfriend

He’s the son of a military man and a preacher’s daughter               (100% YA material)

My homophobic, interaction-with-opposite-sex-before-marriage-is-sacrilegious parents found out

They made me cry for two hours about how I was besmirching the family name

And took away my phone indefinably 

After 10 more hours of crying, I told him. 

He asked if I wanted to break up with him

I asked if he really wanted to deal with me and my parents

In 1st period my 4 BFFs (One’s gay, one’s bi, one’s in a relarionship, one radiates women power) helped me plan around my parents

“Fuck your parents” was said like 17 times

At the end of that day I asked if he wanted to break up with me

He kissed me

That was my first kiss

It was on 4/20

So I’m just waiting for some supernatural disaster to go down bc WTF

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Weird

Have you ever felt like there's no one person you can just talk to?  Like, there's that bff who cries laughing when you ask if mice have house wives, would they be a mouse house spouse?  Or that S.O. that lights a fire in your heart and fills you with bubbles  Or your parent, the people who've known you since forever  But you tuck a little bit of you heart with each person  How come there's no one who prices the parts back together, and hold your whole heart?