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"Ohhh, STARS. I've been wanting to do this."

@askoverkill 's Overkill AU!!!

rough drafts cause i forgot about timelapses 😔

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"OKAY NEXT QUESTION!"

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OKAY, NEXT QUESTION! HURRY!

<Next question! Number 8 goes to... contestant #2's party!>

SIFFRIN!!!! SIFFRIN?! Are you okay?! Gems, Siffrin!

Y-yeah, I'm fine! But my friend isn't so could we-

Siffrin, what are you hiding?

H-HA???? WHAT? I'M NOT HIDING ANYTHING!

(STARS, NOW ISN'T THE TIME!) (WHO CARES IF YOU'RE HIDING THINGS, DOES IT MATTER?) (YOU'RE DYING FOR THEM CONSTANTLY!)

You knew where the Director went, you've hidden a person from us, you knew that they'd ask about my dream job...

That's why you pressed me last night!

Isabeau, please... Siffrin is in danger!

We heard what the Director said! You're endangering everyone by keeping secrets, we're supposed to be a team!

IS THIS THE TIME FOR THAT? HAHA?

...

We can be a team later, Isabeau. We have to help Siffrin's friend, whomever this stranger is.

But because of me he's-

Not. NOW.

<The party is breaking up already?! But your betrayal arc isn't supposed to be until floor three!>

<Hehe, we're only getting started.>

What are you crabbing wearing? Why are you talking like that?

<...Let's move onto the next question!>

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Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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(cw: sexual assault) the pedophile -as it is understood outside of academic circles- is a mythical creature. the idea that a complete stranger who kidnaps and sexually assaults kids is their biggest threat is absolutely insane; not one case of CSA (child sexual assault) in a hundred looks like that. CSA is committed almost uniformly by adults in a preestablished position of authority (such as family, family friends, clergy, or teachers) and in a way that a victim who doesn't know what sexual assault looks like will be left unsure what happened to them. without knowing concretely how sex and sexuality works, would you be able to tell the difference between molestation and the various other forms of unwanted physical touch and abuse kids are regularly subjected to? would it even seem that different? but parenthood and the submission of youth to adults as institutions are threatened by the reality of CSA. adults need to justify their ownership of children through an imagined outside threat constantly held at bay through their diligence. the truth - that putting yourself in such a position of authority over children directly enables abuse (including sexual abuse) - is thrown aside.

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Ploop ploop ploop

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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so a fact about me is that i am not very good at monster design. or like. i dont have a lot of practice with it????

so this isnt. exactly perfect. but hey! look at my beast animal.

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Some divisions, when sown, can never truly be mended.

this was not supposed to be rendered. i set out to do a simple piece with like. maybe some values. this was not supposed to get rendered. where am i.

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Shake off the silly into the fire

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(You shake like a wet dog to remove the Cursed silly.)

...Okay, much better. Dusk, you can remove yours too.

Ngh... why bother... silly or serious, we all die someday.

Okay. You can survive while silly. Can we move on before you burn to death?

(Yes, the sooner this game is over, the sooner this can blinding end.)

Contestant #1's party: What is Kindling #50's favorite shade?

Wait, but dusk doesn't have a party! You can't ask someone something if they don't exist.

But the question is for their party.

Can't you change it? Shouldn't you accommodate to your contestants?

Hm, sure! The show must go on. Contestant #2, what is Kindling #50's favorite shade?

Bu-Buh?! Okay, that's, haha?

It's lightless. Obviously.

(!?!?!?!!)

WHAT?! HOW DO YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT FAVORITE SHADE THAN I DO?!

I'm... dying... aughh...

(STARS STARS STARS YOU'RE KILLING THEM AGAIN STARS BLIND IT YOU'RE A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!)

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What? Aren't you going to silly up for the occasion Director? Seems like a waste not to silly yourself.

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Siwwy, me?!! Nyo, I couwdn't-

(Silly, me?!! No, I couldn't-)

...

…Awe you kitten me wight meow!?

(Are you kidding me right now!?)

what xD what happened to my v-voice?〜star

(What! What happened to my voice?!)

You got what you deserved.

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OKAY! We will return to the game now!

(Oh great, xe's back.)

Question #7: What is your Fighter's dream job?

(SIGH.) (YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE IT'S THIS QUESTION.) (THE ONE HE WOULDN'T!!!!) (BLINDING ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Is it to... be a bodyguard? To be strong?

ERRK. Loud incorrect buzzer sound. That's wrongo!

AH!!!!!!

(HOT, HOO! HOOO!) (THAT'S HEAT!) (YOU'RE NOT COOKING, BUT AHAHAH!)

Hah... now we can die together... let us be engulfed by the fires of our untimely ends...

Dusk, you are NOT helping!

But to die with someone... is that not... beautiful? Dawn... you are the sunrise... I am the sunset... but now, we'll both be the sunset.

You're not making sense???

The sunset... is the fire...

No, I got that, you're just being... I don't know. I don't like it.

Contestant #1! It's so wonderful to see you again! Welcome back to the show!!!!!

Again? Huh?

Yeah! It's the first time I've had a returning contestant!

So you'd like to die, hm? All you'll have to do is lose the game, teehee~!

Yip yip... hooray.

DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!!!!!!

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It's gonna have to be fine. You still have a Dusk to save

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(It's fine.) (It changed nothing.) (You've still got save Dusk.)

Hey... hey Dusk, how are you doing?

Hah... I'm not... dying?

That's... yeah. Progress, right?

Ngh... death. My old friend. My only friend.

You're not going to die this time.

Will it matter? I'm used to it. Death giveth me a warm embrace... burning, scorching hot, deadly embrace.

That's enough. Stop it. I'm getting you out. Stay where you are and I'll-

I am. Tied up.

.................Yeah, that's a good point.

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Romantic Hometown Traditions

Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Rated: T

Word count: 1.5k

Summary:

Of all the things to happen to him since he’d transmigrated, he’d at least thought he’d be safe from shitty tattoos!

Or: Shen Qingqiu wakes up to a hangover and a new tattoo. He’s not exactly thrilled about this.