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What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

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I wish he could wear the dark warrior mask all the time

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about

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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal

More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.

Few things are more enticing to a youngster than a muddy puddle. The children — likely four in all — raced and splashed through the soppy sloth trackway, leaving their own footprints stamped in the playa — a dried up lake bed. Those footprints were preserved over millennia, leaving evidence of this prehistoric caper, new research finds.

The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. “All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is,” Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science. Read more.

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thanks tumblr for taking down my piece about censorship! heres a more censored version. i think its an improvement, really

(hey. you can still see it uncensored on bluesky.)

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human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

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apple breaks up fight between two magnets

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Do you know anything about the whole seed oils thing? It’s part of the larger kinda sphere of health conspiracy stuff, and some ppl I know have been getting into it.

The latest troubadour in the parade of magical properties assigned to expensively upmarked nutritional products. For a while it was "superfoods" and various exotically renamed East Asian berries. "Raw Milk" is currently doing numbers.

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police love using unreliable pseudoscience to justify convictions, it's their favourite activity

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

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“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

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why do they have the same hairline