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google telling me to raise the bar

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My writing when I was 5: The brown dog was friendly.

My writing when I was 14: The chestnut-colored Labrador, with streaks of gold in his soft, thick fur, was amenable to the concept of dolling out affection to his human counterparts.

My writing now: lol dog

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Telling other girls that they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship

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Public School Things

Finding honeysuckles on the playground during recess and sucking the honey on them only to hear two weeks later that those same honeysuckles had been sprayed with pesticide and you thought you were going to die

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this is so petty im almost impressed

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Me: honestly im just so evil. so full of darkness. i feed off the souls of the living i strike fear into-

Friend: you sleep with a teddy bear

Me: hes my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

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when you and your friend see someone you hate

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do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

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Tom Hiddleston at Times Talks Madrid

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miley cyrus: *donates large amounts of money to charity*

miley cyrus: *is huge supporter of lgbtq and trans rights*

miley cyrus: *doesn't want to be defined by a gender or sexuality*

miley cyrus: *posts photos showing her zits and making weird faces to show her fans that everyone has imperfections*

miley cyrus: *fights for women's rights and is a part of the #freethenipple campaign*

miley cyrus: *starts a charity for homeless youth*

the general public: but she's naked a lot and smokes weed. just another child star turned trainwreck if you ask me

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

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U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

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