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Mine is called Black Beauty :)
#In classic Ollie fashion#I gave my car a hold over name until I found a better name#but never did#so the hold over name is now its actual name#its Shark
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iykyk-
For example, if you're speaking to a receptionist at a medical practice or calling idk your insurance company
I was going to specify "the first time" but then I realized I'm actually more likely to spell my name automatically if I know they're looking it up in a set of records
#I spell my last name automatically if I'm in person#but I spell both my first and last name over the phone because its harder to understand and for some reason people think I'm a woman over t
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If you were the handsome blonde flag bearer in yellow at the Battle of Prestonpans Jacobites Rising of 1745 I’m sorry if I knew you and didn’t recognise you if that’s why you kept staring at me, I didn’t want to wave during the battle and look like a fool
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PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.
Those are real smells.
They smell like farts.
Please know this. I'm begging you.
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You immediately stop aging and become immune to disease and mortal injury. no secret "catch." it is permanent.
#yapsolutely not#I'm currently writing a story about the toll it takes on someone for being immortal#so that is definitely heavily influencing my answer lol
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#Usually run and scream#ask someone else to deal with it#but if I absolutely HAVE to deal with it#shoe#THEN I run away from the shoe
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HELP i’m sitting at an outdoor cafe and this lady was at another table next to me and the barista called my name and I stood up to walk ten feet to grab my drink and the lady JUMPED up and LUNGED over to my table and took my seat????? i’m not even gonna say anything bc I’m so confused. they’re virtually the same tables with the same views and amount of sunlight etc.
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