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lt-det-hoffman · 4 months ago

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I think you should listen to that guy...

hi Agent Strahm,

why do you hate Hoffman so much? i think he’s a lovely person 😌

He is just so stuck up and acts like he is superior to everyone around him.

#idk tho might just be me #ooc tags:#hi ive never actually interacted w blogs but i thought this was a funny opportunity #mark hoffman reblogs #saw rp blog

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lt-det-hoffman · 5 months ago

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#mark hoffman reblogs #sawposting #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm

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lt-det-hoffman · 5 months ago

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hoffman's car

#mark hoffman reblogs #sawposting

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lt-det-hoffman · 5 months ago

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And what if I just blew $18,000 on an alpha male bootcamp...?

#ooc tags:#chat is he cooked?#mark hoffman thoughts #saw rp blog #sawposting #saw v #saw vii #saw iv

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lt-det-hoffman · 6 months ago

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Would it make me an asshole if I broke up with someone on Valentines Day

This is not directed at any particular person...

#ooc tags:#lowk an ooc post but i thought it would be a very mark hoffman thing to do #saw rp blog #sawposting #mark hoffman thoughts

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lt-det-hoffman · 6 months ago

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HOFFY!! whats your favorite color?

Orange.

Blue is good, too.

#ooc tags:#he would like the most vile color in existence wholeheartedly #that being orange #saw rp blog #saw rp #sawposting #mark hoffman answers

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lt-det-hoffman · 6 months ago

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Who fucking started the flu outbreak at the office?

I'm blaming it on one person, but I'm not naming who it is.

#ooc tags:#why does everyone on this site have the flu rn #saw rp blog #mark hoffman thoughts #sawposting

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lt-det-hoffman · 6 months ago

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me and bro

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out

#ooc tags:#i giggled #saw rp blog #sawposting #coffinshipping #mark hoffman reblogs

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lt-det-hoffman · 6 months ago

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dude jigsaw is a TWINK!!! A RAGING HOMO!!! look for a twink you might find him then.......

Urban Dictionary suggests that one might find a TWINK at the club. I think I’m gonna need backup for this…

Thank you for the intel, user urbankaed.

#ooc tags:#spoiler alert: adam is out clubbing rn #saw rp #saw rp blog #mark hoffman #sawposting #mark hoffman answers

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lt-det-hoffman · 6 months ago

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Intro Post

Hello, it's Mark Hoffman.

Asks are welcome, and please send any intel you have on the Jigsaw cases.

[OP and blog info under the cut]

wassup gang. this is @digitalm3ow's saw rp blog :333 [ooc will be in brackets!]

disclaimer: ive never done rp before so bear with me ;-; i am just intending for this to make something funny happen

some info on my sawsomeness: i have watched 0.5-3D + scott tibbs documentary (so no spoilers!) but i will probably be doing some spoiling for said movies as well so...ANWAYS, i will try to be as in character as i can. i would like to thank costas's absolutely fucking disgusting instagram as a bit of inspo for this blog. that man types like hes on smthn

also, i probably wont make too many posts aside from asks and maybe reblogs.

On the topic of asks, character and regular asks are fine! i like to think that this is hoffman meddling around in investigations which obviously involves the public (you guys!). but most importantly, NO nsfw asks. they can be mildly suggestive, but i will block any gross stuff so dont even try.

thank you!!! <333

#saw rp blog #saw rp #mark hoffman #saw iv #saw v #saw vi #sawtism

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