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epic wet cat moment #1

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Good Job.

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meal compilation

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Me: need him bouncing and boinging on 'It'

It:

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I have leprosy and it's kind of annoying

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and every time me and my hubsand have sex I put on my huge hat and he says wow that's so not sexually appealing can yoiu take it off before I lose my boner forever and I ahve to tell him that it's my magical hat that makes it so I never get pregnant with any humans or animals or smells etc and it also makes it so I stop having flashbacks of my mom gettindg mad at me for leaving the cupbaords open and shit ,the worst part is I have to tell him this every time honestly I think I should just blindfold him but then how would he make sure that my boss isn't standing outside watching again

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evcery day I come home from my extensive shift at little caeser where we make evil haunted and uncooked pizzas and I get paid 1 dollar an hour while my boss comes into the kitchen every 10 minutes to ask if I can suck his toes next time I'm on break or whenever my father isn't around etc and then I come home and let my husband put out his cigarettes on my peanis and it hurts a ton but I don't care due to being suicidal from my underpaid job where I suck toes on the side. all for nothing

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brain fog, 2022-2023

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new tyler video dropped and this is the first thing that came to my mind

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they should have made out sloppy style sorry I do make the rules

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every black dresses song

Devi McCallion, mumbling: dream.... dreames come truth if.... dream come true if you really do......... if you really do...... if you really want...... if you really love....... iwht all ure fuckinG HEART ....!!!!! WITH ALL URE FUCKING HEARTH!

*the loudest noise you've ever heard*

Ada Rook: ENTROPY DEVOUR ME! HYPERSTITION ELAPSING! METAPHYSICS ELOPING! PISS STAINED FISHNETS!

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous: