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I'M A FUCKING WOMAN-KISSER AND FUCKING PROUD

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one of the most attractive things a woman can do is hold her sword to my throat while she's drenched in the blood of her enemies (bonus points if she kisses me and covers me in blood too)

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Voice kink? That's so cute. Let me talk you through all the disgusting things you're into sometime?😌

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gosh darn it would you look at the time /: horny again

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Reblog if your tits are free-use stress balls for any lesbian who needs them

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what if we spooned and then it just sorta slipped in?

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My problem is I wanna fuck after we fucked then fuck again & again & again

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I mean, I can show you my tits if you're sad?

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the phrase “jerking off” is gender neutral, to me,

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don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed

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if the sex isn’t a little silly then what’s the point

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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Unfortunately I am not chill and will fold if you call me princess

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I'll big spoon you & your demons

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some of you are a little too pretty to be on tumblr i think you should be luring people to their watery demise instead