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my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here
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This vine has been playing on repeat in my mind all weekend
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День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.
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How the signs are feeling
Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra
Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio
Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus
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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways
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grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
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