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Austen characters as John Mulaney quotes

Elizabeth Bennet:

Mr. Darcy:

Mr. Bingley:

Jane Bennet:

Mrs. Bennet:

Mr. Bennet:

Mr. Collins:

Lydia Bennet:

Lady Catherine:

Wickham:

Anne Elliot

Captain Wentworth:

Fanny Price:

Edmund Bertram:

Mr. Knightley:

Emma Woodhouse:

Harriet Smith:

Frank Churchill:

Jane Fairfax:

Catherine Morland:

Mr. Tilney:

Elinor Dashwood:

Marianne Dashwood:

Edward Ferrars:

Colonel Brandon:

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Cinnamon is just delicious sawdust.

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anyway, my older sister was adopted when she was almost 16 (kinda on accident too), and because of that she got away from an abusive household, went from barely passing classes to being an honour student, and launching into a career where she’s happy and healthy and paying her own way. just two years of parenting where she had 3 meals a day, a bedtime, and parents to help and protect her changed her life radically. Plus, i got an older sister

adopt teenagers.

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Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship

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do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

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Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling

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my child

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I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

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straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

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good morning everybody today we make an extra attempt to become comfortable with vulnerability and being honest and open with your feelings because being emotionally intimate with your friends is so important

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I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

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“airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing”

ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

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INFJ, Ravenclaw, Thunderbird, Pisces - requested by @lucifer-has-my-heart

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INFP | Pisces | Ravenclaw

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infj pisces hufflepuff for @thisshippingisgettingoutofhand