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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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What’s with all these people turning off likes and reblogs? Doesn’t that destroy like… the whole point of tumblr
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Light a candle while cleaning, you can’t put it out til you’re done but if you stop cleaning you’re wasting perfectly good, expensive candle wax






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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism
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you have no idea how much it pains me that I can't watch goncharov. I want to watch this movie so bad it makes me look stupid.
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How early on did Katelyn know she was gonna marry Aaron's grumpy ass to see all the hoops and schemes she had to tolerate even to SEE him and go "Hm. Worth." like girl, what IS it about him???
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Interviewer: Mr Day, could you answer a question for the public? How many genders are there?
Kevin Day (confident): Oh, that's simple. There are only two genders; winners and losers.
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Neil from the upperclassman’s perspective:
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twitter is owned by a tech bro supervillain, facebook is getting rid of FACT checking bc it’s “biased” and moving all moderators to texas, tik tok is getting banned (I’ll b using a vpn but still), insta is owned by the dude getting rid of fact checking……but tumblr? good old tumblr? here she remains, vastly unchanged but for the few updates we usually bully staff into undoing. a true stronghold of democracy and free speech. waiting for those who abandoned her to come crawling back. bc yah. we’re still here
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"why does Wymack have trible tattoos?" It was 2006. "Why is Allison wearing six inch rainbow heels?" It was 2006. "Why does Nicky act that like?" It was 2006. "I can't believe they use slurs like that" It was 2006. "Why did Jeremy have a yo-yo?" It was 2007. "Why do they have a papasan chair?" It was 2007. I promise you most of your Why Did This Thing Happen questions can be answered simply by "it was 2006/7"
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he’s telling Neil to get his gross runners feet off the walls
challengers screencap redraw 🤌🤌
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