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the judgement of Guoshi

[luciennetheboss135]

I am the reason a burnishing bone is made of bone, actually. Old books smell like vanilla because that was the smell of the sea on my original home planet. I was the first bipedal before anyone knew what legs were. My heart has three ventricles and I've got two more vertebrae than most humans.

I've also invented therapy for a certain someone

something i find pretty funny is how the generally accepted tags for matthew and lucienne from sandman are “matthew the raven” and “lucienne the librarian,” implying that librarian is a species of its own XDD

[luciennetheboss135]

@despairoftheendless while I appreciate the sentiment, I will have you know that their work is not peer-reviewed and that, while I do acknowledge the value of contemporary witnesses, "my great-aunt Laia" is not a credible source.

If you want a nuanced approach to centaur violence, may I direct you to the publishings of The Elder Raven Society, especially the works of Kah'neer the Rough-Voiced

Since I cannot ban books from this library, I will file the dissertations of the woodland fairy university on centaur culture under "questionable".

We do not endorse racism in this establishment, even (especially) if said racism is well funded

[luciennetheboss135]

Since I cannot ban books from this library, I will file the dissertations of the woodland fairy university on centaur culture under "questionable".

We do not endorse racism in this establishment, even (especially) if said racism is well funded

[luciennetheboss135]

I politely ask that you refrain entering the sections of the library that contain media made from anything else than paper. Unless you want to be removed by Regular Mervyn in an entirely impolite manner.

You are the definition of unhinged and I love you. I am just waiting on standby with a bowl of popcorn, awaiting your next quip, wondering if I will need to deepthroat a whole wine bottle afterwards. You're fucking great.

please don’t use the word deepthroat around me again i read it and now there’s hydrochloric acid everywhere. like EVERYWHERE. otherwise thank you

[luciennetheboss135]

My Lord. Give me back the copy of "Toxic People" this instant.

You are the definition of unhinged and I love you. I am just waiting on standby with a bowl of popcorn, awaiting your next quip, wondering if I will need to deepthroat a whole wine bottle afterwards. You're fucking great.

please don’t use the word deepthroat around me again i read it and now there’s hydrochloric acid everywhere. like EVERYWHERE. otherwise thank you

[luciennetheboss135]

If I am allowed an opinion, it was probably the "You'll never guess what happened at work" part

i was great at being married actually. i said stuff like “yes dear” and “honey i’m home” and “you’ll never guess what happened at work.” i even spiced things up by ignoring her a whole lot. to build tension. so you can imagine my shock and surprise when she ignored me also. and asked for a divorce

[luciennetheboss135]

I am printing this to hang it in the reading room together with a sign that says "Please ask the librarian if you are not sure how to find books matching your specifications"

Opening up the position of overdue books collector nightmare because I cannot send Gault anymore for obvious reasons. I've given The Corinthian a trial period, but he doesn't watch his fingers and now the unpublished Austen novels have bloody fingerprints. New and Better Mervyn said he'd do it, but unfortunately he's potted and therefore stationary. He's also holding the position of my personal mood lifter and I am quite unwilling to divert his attention from his main job

[luciennetheboss135]

Most people would surmise that having every book in and out of existence would negate the need for inter-library loans, but they are forgetting that library systems rely on each other. So due to us having the most books, and in fact, the most extensive collection of books you can't find anywhere else, we do also have the biggest inter-library loan department in existence.

Heaven's account is disabled because of overdue fees, btw

[luciennetheboss135]

It is very generous of you to offer, Goldie. But I genuinely do not think the dreamers could handle you. Remember, we are not allowed to harm the dreamers in any meaningful way

Opening up the position of overdue books collector nightmare because I cannot send Gault anymore for obvious reasons. I've given The Corinthian a trial period, but he doesn't watch his fingers and now the unpublished Austen novels have bloody fingerprints. New and Better Mervyn said he'd do it, but unfortunately he's potted and therefore stationary. He's also holding the position of my personal mood lifter and I am quite unwilling to divert his attention from his main job

[luciennetheboss135]

I have disregarded Matthew as an option until now because of his lack of hands, but clearly I have not given the powers of annoyance enough consideration. Very unprofessional of me. Thank you. I will think about it

Opening up the position of overdue books collector nightmare because I cannot send Gault anymore for obvious reasons. I've given The Corinthian a trial period, but he doesn't watch his fingers and now the unpublished Austen novels have bloody fingerprints. New and Better Mervyn said he'd do it, but unfortunately he's potted and therefore stationary. He's also holding the position of my personal mood lifter and I am quite unwilling to divert his attention from his main job

[luciennetheboss135]

You know what they say, "beauty lies in the eye of the beholder".

By the way, are you still reading the sequel to "Toxic people" or can I have that back

Opening up the position of overdue books collector nightmare because I cannot send Gault anymore for obvious reasons. I've given The Corinthian a trial period, but he doesn't watch his fingers and now the unpublished Austen novels have bloody fingerprints. New and Better Mervyn said he'd do it, but unfortunately he's potted and therefore stationary. He's also holding the position of my personal mood lifter and I am quite unwilling to divert his attention from his main job

[luciennetheboss135]

Opening up the position of overdue books collector nightmare because I cannot send Gault anymore for obvious reasons. I've given The Corinthian a trial period, but he doesn't watch his fingers and now the unpublished Austen novels have bloody fingerprints. New and Better Mervyn said he'd do it, but unfortunately he's potted and therefore stationary. He's also holding the position of my personal mood lifter and I am quite unwilling to divert his attention from his main job

[luciennetheboss135]

I was looking at library moodboards but had to stop due to the fact that most of them have either a beverage or food in them. Please. Just dream of a café the next time you go to bed

[luciennetheboss135]

Very unlikely, seeing as dreamers tend to forget coming here. I currently have your dream journal on my desk, though, just to make sure you leave the sunflower seeds in the Waking next time. I don't need Matthew eating from the carpet

okay who's the new lucienne roleplayer. do i know you

[luciennetheboss135]

Yes, Goldie, I know.

No, Abel said no more kibbles, I'm sorry.

(secretly reaches for the art-deco decal tin with the cat treats that's in the desk drawer)

Currently keeping score on the big planning board who is more entertaining, Goldie or New and Better Mervyn.

Goldie is very cute just snoring away on his little pillow on my desk but he just doesn't derail L. M.'s facial expressions like New and Better Mervyn does when I speak to him

[luciennetheboss135]

Currently keeping score on the big planning board who is more entertaining, Goldie or New and Better Mervyn.

Goldie is very cute just snoring away on his little pillow on my desk but he just doesn't derail L. M.'s facial expressions like New and Better Mervyn does when I speak to him