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Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

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me at 4 in the morning

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how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

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When people say “culture is meant to be shared” I’m literally like ???? Because that has literally never been the purpose of any culture. Culture is about identity, community and family. It’s about tradition. It is not and has never been about “sharing”.

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Me waking up around 2 in the afternoon: “Ok I really should get up for the day”

*10 minutes later*

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I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

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Ya know what, I should start my own little side service and charge people for editing their papers/resumes/cover letters since it’s my job anyway… 🧐

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By: @ditpict

Instagram: @animalwoonz

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me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

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Let’s say you wanted to glue fabric to wood, but what do you use? What about glass to paper? This to That lets you choose two things you want to glue and lists what types of glue is best. (Because people have a need to glue things to other things!)

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being in ur 20s like..

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when your white friends defend you

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Sheet music, but every time it says crescendo it gets louder