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“We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine”
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this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!
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The most annoying thing has to be reading a book and stopping midway, but forgetting enough to need to start over whilst remembering enough stuff for it to be repetitive.
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Daily #1,805! I also know for a fact that 9 out of 10 errors are caused by my own stupidity.
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amulet that makes you think about trains
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Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.
And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”
I’m like, the fuck you mean??
So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.
In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.
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Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding!
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i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:
compare with the real kanji
座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”
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*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
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The Temptation of Sir Percival (1894) by Arthur Hacker
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Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
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