the establishment fears this.
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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you
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"Gnomes aren't real"
Then explain how I stomped one to death this morning
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divorce is so funny. like never mind
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Persimmon Appleberry, the worlds most helpful gnome, has been slain by poachers
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throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone
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I just realised I never posted this here.
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing
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gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"
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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed
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vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it
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