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y’all ever watch daria?

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Kathy Griffin right now while everyone praises Green Day for holding up a trump head on stage:

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quick better call saul studies

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a big part of me knowing this 130+ hours : this is a great idea.

the same big part of me:

considering watching bcs, brba, and elcam in machete order…

bcs 1.01 - 6.09

brba 1.01 - 5.16

elcam

bcs - 6.10 - 6.13

… and then complete all of that by re-reading @jimmymcgools controlled burn universe for a pick-me-up.

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considering watching bcs, brba, and elcam in machete order…

bcs 1.01 - 6.09

brba 1.01 - 5.16

elcam

bcs - 6.10 - 6.13

… and then complete all of that by re-reading @jimmymcgools controlled burn universe for a pick-me-up.

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Anyway, it should have gone to Rhea.

I think Jennifer Coolidge is great, but White Lotus is a dark comedy that is only categorized as a drama because of its hour-long runtime.

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I think Jennifer Coolidge is great, but White Lotus is a dark comedy that is only categorized as a drama because of its hour-long runtime.

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Rhea Seehorn poses for a portrait during The BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills on January 13, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California.

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Friendly reminder that in 2019, Game of Thrones won the Emmy for Outstanding Drama series despite being one of the most unwatchably bad seasons of television of all time

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it took me almost ten years to realize that basically the only constant in my favorite ships are blonde woman and goofy guy that are best friends-and-definitely-in-love that end up tragically separated.

✨ the more you know ✨

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a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

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A thought that is both very niche and peak Tumblr, Lalo Salamanca has big David Tennant energy.

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LALO

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Better Call Saul — 5.07 “JMM”

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I asked for chaos today…

And ChatGPT said:

Here's a potential cast for the actors in Better Call Saul in a musical production of Gypsy:

Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman - Bob Odenkirk as Herbie

Kim Wexler - Rhea Seehorn as Rose

Mike Ehrmantraut - Jonathan Banks as Pop

Chuck McGill - Michael McKean as Uncle Jocko

Howard Hamlin - Patrick Fabian as Tulsa

Nacho Varga - Michael Mando as Yonkers

Lalo Salamanca - Tony Dalton as Jocko Jr.

Gus Fring - Giancarlo Esposito as Mr. Goldstone

Kim's former boss, Rich Schweikart - Dennis Boutsikaris as Cigar

Jimmy's former cellmate, Huell Babineaux - Lavell Crawford as Tessie Tura

Kim's Mesa Verde colleague, Paige Novick - Cara Pifko as Mazeppa

Jimmy's former assistant, Francesca Liddy - Tina Parker as Electra

Jimmy's former law school classmate, Kim's friend, and fellow attorney, Rebecca Bois - Ann Cusack as Miss Cratchitt

In this cast, we see Bob Odenkirk as Herbie, the long-suffering agent and love interest of Rose, who is played by Rhea Seehorn. Jonathan Banks, who plays Mike Ehrmantraut, takes on the role of Pop, one of the three burlesque strippers who teach Rose's daughter to dance. Michael McKean, who plays Chuck McGill, is cast as Uncle Jocko, the owner of the Kiddie Troupe. Patrick Fabian, who plays Howard Hamlin, takes on the role of Tulsa, a dancer who falls for Louise, Rose's daughter.

Michael Mando, who plays Nacho Varga, is cast as Yonkers, another of the burlesque strippers. Tony Dalton, who plays Lalo Salamanca, takes on the role of Jocko Jr., Uncle Jocko's nephew. Giancarlo Esposito, who plays Gus Fring, is cast as Mr. Goldstone, the agent who books the burlesque show. Dennis Boutsikaris, who plays Kim's former boss Rich Schweikart, is cast as Cigar, a producer who hires the strippers.

Lavell Crawford, who plays Jimmy's former cellmate Huell Babineaux, is cast as Tessie Tura, one of the burlesque strippers. Cara Pifko, who plays Kim's Mesa Verde colleague Paige Novick, takes on the role of Mazeppa, another of the strippers. Tina Parker, who plays Jimmy's former assistant Francesca Liddy, is cast as Electra, the third stripper. Finally, Ann Cusack, who plays Jimmy's former law school classmate Rebecca Bois, is cast as Miss Cratchitt, a dance instructor.

Overall, this cast would bring a unique and diverse range of talents to a production of Gypsy, infusing the classic musical with a fresh energy and perspective.

Me: 😐😐😐😐

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Sir, you had a heart attack.

he's already dying and the sauce hasn't even touched his tongue. it's over