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Do you have any idea what a hunty is?

Yes, yes, and YES!I do know what a ‘Hunty is’. It’s me.

Hunty is the name I’ve been called since I was about eight. So that’s THIRTY years of the word being my nickname. THIRTY YEARS!

I’m from the UK you see and over here there is a common parlance which lends to people putting an Y (or ‘ee’ sound) on the end of surnames. So Smith becomes Smithy, Jones becomes Jonesy and Hunt becomes? Yes… Hunty.

Now, I’m well aware of the development of the word on recent times, specifically within the trans community BUT it’s my name. And has been for - well… Since I was born.

I get five or six messages a week now from people wondering why I’ve got this blog, and some have gone so far as to call me homophobic and a bigot for telling them that I have no intention or ‘relinquishing my domain’ to them because they believe they have more of a right to own this tumblr blog than me; simply because they look better in a pencil skirt than my wide-hipped, gender-specific clothed frame would allow.

I’m claiming the name here because it’s my name. Please stop asking for it. You don’t deserve it more than me. I’m not being offensive by using it. I’ve had this blog for years and years.

I’m a nice guy but this is starting to get me angry. You could say I’m being a little Hunty.

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happy 4/20 everyone

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Need god to take my friends' sufferings and dump it on Taylor Swift instead

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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

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When I was 16 my mom got this picture on my birthday cake and the lady at the bakery was like “omg your daughter is so pretty” and my mom was just like “thank you. Yes she is.” And just walked away. I think about it all the time.

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resident evil fans: oh man leon is so hot i wanna kiss him on the lips so bad he’s soooo cute

leon’s lips in resident evil gaiden for the game boy colour:

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I stand with my cancelled wife

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nurses don’t wear those little hats like they used to

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open sims roleplay

‘Oh feebee lay…’

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my brutalist son just killed my rococo son with his gray concrete alphabet blocks

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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

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Him: you better not be Patti LuPone breaking the sound barrier in her 1988 Tony awards performance of Anything Goes

My dumb ass: