luciole-dans-la-nuit - Tumblr blog

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

Things Overheard in Dorms

“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”

“So needless to say, she peed on me.”

“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”

“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”

“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”

“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”

“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”

“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”

faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”

“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*

“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”

“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”

“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”

“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”

*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

the glass weapons in skyrim are so pretty to me and i want nothing more than a glass war axe in real life but i do love how the same weapons in oblivion look like theyve been infused with mountain dew

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

i just wanna give a shout out to ever after: a cinderella story for being, even almost 20 years later, a fucking delight. 

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

“people call you a monster too.”

“a mutant.”

“what if they come after you? attack you?”

“they have.”

“why not kill them?”

“Because then i am what they say i am.”

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

Greg Johnson

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

I'm taking a break from Team Rocket so I drew a couple of nice-looking reporters instead ^ω^

Based on this amazing cosplay by https://twitter.com/teaverie and her husband

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

pym’s soggy sundays are what makes life worth living tbh

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

Commission for a buddy's small business

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

Deep Fried Cookie Dough

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

Astarion in Neil's BAFTA fit! ✨

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

[luciole-dans-la-nuit]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!