me: i don’t understand why ppl are so mean to each other.. why can’t we all just get along?
me: *thinks about someone i hate* fuck that stupid bitch
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can I get a cold brew? cast your mutuals as fics you've written <3
you really made me use my brain for this one
I limited myself to just one shots i've written bc I thought that would be easier (it wasn't)
for you- show me
@lucishellhound - lavender haze
@sunflowersandsapphires - like a wrecking ball
@itwasthereaminuteago - girls night
@theradioactivespidergwen - siren
@mars-rants-a-lot - texas heat
@spoodermain - return the favor
@scarlet-daisy - i'm not good at this
@desert-fern - you gonna let me be good to you
@phoenixe3 - baby
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you’re so chronically offline.. go inside and touch some keyboard damn
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good morning everyone I just went to ask my cat why she was making noise but I got caught between saying ‘fuss’ and ‘ruckus’ so I actually asked her “is this what all the fuckus is about?”
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you poor thing (derogatory) (sexual)
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Maram Rimawi
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from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.
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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.
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she will be famous forever
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Comparing yourself to other writers is the killer of every new story you’d like to write
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I take it as a personal attack that my favorite characters aren't real therefore I can't give them soup.
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