lucithekingofhell

[lucithekingofhell]

Hello king of hell

Or should I call you Lucifer

The devil?

Duck master....

Anyways just wanted to say hi :)

"Lucifer is just fine, and hello to you too"

[lucithekingofhell]

Hello Lucifer I hope your day is well. 😊

"hello, and thank you I wish them same to you too"

[lucithekingofhell]

okay dokey, so what do your wings do when they retract? Do they mold into your body? Dissapear? Like what happens? I’m very confuzzled about it.

"wouldn't you like to know"

[lucithekingofhell]

“Just started my period, I’m going to Japan tomorrow, gonna kms!😀” *I smile whilst crying.*

"oh.. Good trip?.."

[lucithekingofhell]

tbh, i have absolutely no idea if anyone has asked this, but how much depression do you have? (Ex: severe, moderately severe, etc..)

-depressed annon

".. I'd rather not say.."

[lucithekingofhell]

Hi Lucifer and Zoe!

Zoe, I’d like to wish you a Happy Easter (if you celebrate it). I’d wish you one too, Lucifer, but I don't know if that'd be rude because it is meant as a celebration of Jesus’s rebirth. I guess… if there's an equivalent of Easter in Hell then Happy Easter equivalent!😋

And fun fact today!

Did you know that Easter was at one point a pagan tradition of springtime festivals? Those festivals were associated with fertility goddesses, like Eostre. Bunnies are associated with fertility due to how fast they reproduce. So! The reason why the Easter Bunny is a bunny in the first place is because of the pagan festivals that were associated with fertility and bunnies represent that!

Because of the lovely holiday that is today for the ones that celebrate it, my joke for today will be Easter themed!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Idk if that's funny at all but it does sound like something my dad would say so it could be! I couldn't find any good ones, and not a single one was dark so I had to settle��🏻‍♀️

Anyway, I hope everyone has a good Easter/day if you don't celebrate!

//Zoe: hi, thank you dear

"yeaaa nope, we do, do some similar things"

//Zoe: I had no idea..damn

"I already knew"

//Zoe: ehem old ehem

"what?"

//Zoe: nothing

*they both laugh to the point of tears*

[lucithekingofhell]

*Lucifer slowly blinks awake and finds himself cuffed with angelic steel*

“Oh good you’re awake! Sorry for locking you up and keeping you in this super secret warehouse but it’s for the betterment of everyone! See I’ve been trying to create an ‘angelic duck’ by using your blood and normal ducks but I think science is caught up on the fact that you’re not an angel anymore even though you technically have the same blood. Because all I’ve managed to create is this monstrosity.

*I hold up a blood red duck with vulture-like claws and sheer murder in its eyes. It snaps at him and instead of quacking, it hisses menacingly.*

”Oh and I forgot to mention that it will eat you if you let it. I used to have an assistant to help me with this but she was mauled and eaten alive by a flock of these murderous ducks. Quite a way to go!”

(sorry this is so unhinged, I’m sleep deprived lol.)

(lol it's alright)

*he stares at you very confused and like what the fuck. He tries moving*

"...Why in the living hell! Are you even doing this!? Also that is not a duck! That is something from even deeper than hell.."

[lucithekingofhell]

What is your favorite species of duck?

"all of them, how could I choose only one?"

[lucithekingofhell]

Who wants to join?

So I actually did it :3 hehe

[lucithekingofhell]

"..what in the living hell..."

//Zoe: yup

Hello sir's @bloodiedbuck may I present to you

@ask-alastor-anything

@lucithekingofhell

" Uh, who are they? "

" OH SHIT, THE MULTIVERSE- "

[lucithekingofhell]

*he gives you a duck*

Hello sir's @bloodiedbuck may I present to you

@ask-alastor-anything

@lucithekingofhell

" Uh, who are they? "

" OH SHIT, THE MULTIVERSE- "

[lucithekingofhell]

//Zoe: cuz its chaotic and fun

"no..just no... please just give us the simple version.."

Hello sir's @bloodiedbuck may I present to you

@ask-alastor-anything

@lucithekingofhell

" Uh, who are they? "

" OH SHIT, THE MULTIVERSE- "

[lucithekingofhell]

*lucifer is not staring at both of them*

//Zoe: hmmmm naw.. let them suffer

"Zoe you tell us right now or I'm telling your father"

//Zoe:..that was low >:(

Hello sir's @bloodiedbuck may I present to you

@ask-alastor-anything

@lucithekingofhell

" Uh, who are they? "

" OH SHIT, THE MULTIVERSE- "

[lucithekingofhell]

//Zoe: same here...

"Zoe why is there someone that looks like me"

Hello sir's @bloodiedbuck may I present to you

@ask-alastor-anything

@lucithekingofhell

" Uh, who are they? "

" OH SHIT, THE MULTIVERSE- "

[lucithekingofhell]

"I'm no clone, are you a clone?"

//Zoe: who are you talking to-..not again

Hello sir's @bloodiedbuck may I present to you

@ask-alastor-anything

@lucithekingofhell

" Uh, who are they? "

" OH SHIT, THE MULTIVERSE- "

[lucithekingofhell]

"why was I "tagged "? Who are you?"

Hello sir's @bloodiedbuck may I present to you

@ask-alastor-anything

@lucithekingofhell

" Uh, who are they? "

" OH SHIT, THE MULTIVERSE- "

[lucithekingofhell]

wait ✋

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Wait✋

💃they💃dont💃love💃you💃like💃I💃love💃you💃

"...is this that thing mortals call "trend"?"