me at 3am: i must buy a lace bralette and new journal and freshly cut flowers and adopt a cat immediately
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whenever a true crime video introduces a man i’m like yeah that’s the killer LMAO
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idk what embezzlement is. is that when you put rhinestones on a jacket
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“The only thing I know is this: I am full of wounds and still standing on my feet.”
— Nikos Kazantzakis (via facinaoris)
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i wish i had a window seat with lots of pillows that i could sit in and drink tea and read books in and watch the rain in
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sometimes you just gotta put your hand up your shirt and hold ur boob and thats life
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Sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was pressing on my eyes for a color show extravaganza
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If ur stressin over some boy just know he’s not worth it. ur too good for him
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imagine being coherent. imagine having a single droplet of coherency. imagine speaking and having people understand what the fucks goin on in your noggin
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is your dad’s side of the family highkey fucked up or are you normal?
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being the eldest daughter is just *asks mother what’s wrong* *cannot express emotions* *”don’t worry i’ll do it”* *fiercely independent but only bc you would rather die than inconvenience someone by asking for help* *carries the trauma of your entire family* *asks mother what’s wrong* *the constant feeling of guilt that has no known origin* *third parent. maybe even replacement father if urs is shitty enough* *emotional punching bag for both parents* *not even a slight clue as to what a healthy boundary is* *asks mother what’s wrong*
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love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that
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whore (complimentary)
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when covid ends i will be kissing all my friends on the lips in greeting like an italiana mobster
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she thinks its my dick poking her when we cuddling but its my tapeworm coming out to say hi
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i deserve to be loved. not liked, not lusted after, not settled for, but loved.
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