lucky-fxture-a

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COME ON DOWN AND TRY SOME CORN OR WE'LL SACRIFICE YOUR NEW BORN H̶̛̝̘̍̊͛̄̃̐̚͠Ö̸̳̟͎̱̣̯̻̰͈́͂̇̋͆̎͋̊͛͛̃̓̍̍̕Ō̷̩̗̭͔͚͙͖͔̿̓̽̓̈̃̎̅̀͌͌̀̒̑̉̕̕̚͠

"..."

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WHEN THE BOYS BE B E A N S

"...Pardon?"

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When have you ever been given soup at a restaurant and told to drink up

“Okay, well, when you put it like that I feel embarrassed now.”

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

“...Is that true?” He’s never seen the movie.

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Is soup a drink or a food?

“I think it depends on how thick the soup is, but I think it’s both.”

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Not to get political or anything but what the fuck is oatmeal

“...”

“Breakfast soup.”

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W̸͟͞a̸͟͞l̸͟͞k̸͟͞ y̸͟͞o̸͟͞u̸͟͞r̸͟͞ m̸͟͞o̸͟͞l̸͟͞e̸͟͞c̸͟͞u̸͟͞l̸͟͞e̸͟͞s̸͟͞

"I'm so confused and concerned!!"

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T̸͟͞h̸͟͞e̸͟͞ s̸͟͞u̸͟͞n̸͟͞ l̸͟͞o̸͟͞o̸͟͞k̸͟͞s̸͟͞ r̸͟͞a̸͟͞t̸͟͞h̸͟͞e̸͟͞r̸͟͞ P̸͟͞O̸͟͞I̸͟͞N̸͟͞T̸͟͞Y̸͟͞ t̸͟͞o̸͟͞d̸͟͞a̸͟͞y̸͟͞

"HELP"

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G̸͟͞o̸͟͞o̸͟͞d̸͟͞ m̸͟͞o̸͟͞r̸͟͞n̸͟͞i̸͟͞n̸͟͞g̸͟͞

"WHY ARE YOU BACK"

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WHATS UP FUCKER

"Why are you on my phone?!"

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“This is your daily reminder that... everything is okay. And everything will be okay. Unclench your jaw, rest those shoulders. You’re really tense. Take a deep breath, and just... relax. It’s alright. Nothing can hurt you anymore.”

“Please don’t be scared. There’s no reason for you to be scared now. Things do improve, and for you they will.”

“Please... just have hope that things will get better. If you believe hard enough, they will. There is something else out there you’ve still gotta wake up for, after all. Please, let the sunshine in. It won’t hurt you again.”

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“...”

That song is still on repeat. Does it mean something?

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You think Charlie had to deal with the 3/4 possible lawsuits he got from Wily Wonka's tour?

“Y-yeah there was no way he was immune to that...”

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You okay buddy? Need a hug?

“...”

“I’m fine. Just thinking about the past.”

“It’ll pass. Don’t worry about me.”

He flashes a sweet smile...

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“...”

He’s been listening to the same song for a little while...

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“Unpopular opinion; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory wasn’t that bad.“