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there’s been a horrible disaster at chef shrimpy’s
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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They interrupted a beautiful dream but with joy...
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:
(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)
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If you dont fuck with lancer i dont fuck with you. Hes literally a baby what did he do to you. Die
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my dad famously insists on being right when he could not be more wrong and lasts nights argument was him insisting that the OJ in OJ simpson stood for “Oriental James”
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guy watching porn every night after eveyone goes to bed, completely stone faced like a caveman, doesnt understand it. he just doesnt understand
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