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Kagami: “Wait… Konata, why does your school ID say you’re an organ donor? You planning to die soon or something?”

Konata: (grinning) “Oh, that’s not for after I die. I already donated.”

Kagami: “...What?”

Konata: “I'm a gamer. Sold one of my kidneys to fund a Saint Quartz pack in Fate/Grand Order. What was I gonna do, not pull on the Anniversary banner?”

Tsukasa: (concerned) “But… isn’t that dangerous?”

Konata: “Only if you drink a lot of mercury afterwards. Which I don’t recommend unless you’ve got an alchemy build going.”

Kagami: “You what?!”

Konata: “Relax, I balanced out the mercury with electrolytes. Like in Death Stranding.”

Miyuki: “I feel like I should report this to someone.”

Konata: “Don’t snitch, Miyuki. I’m already saving for the New Years banner. If I can just offload my spleen…”

Kagami: “You’re not even sure what a spleen does!”

Konata: “Exactly. Dead weight.”

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Konata (absently, like she's just remembering something): "I once held a small stone in my palm and whispered a lie to it. The next morning, every mirror in the house had a crack in the same place."

Kagami (pauses): "What... what are you even talking about?"

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Konata (bouncing into the classroom): "DENNIS. THE. MENACE."

Kagami (already tired): "Oh no."

Konata: "I stayed up all night reading comic strips from the 1950s. I'm changed. Reborn. You guys—this kid? He’s a legend. He put a frog in his teacher’s desk. He unplugged a lamp! He opened three bananas and didn’t eat ANY of them!"

Kagami (flatly): "All he does is inconvenience adults and waste food."

Konata (grinning wide): "Exactly. He’s an agent of entropy. He’s me. Watch this."

[Konata reaches into her bag and pulls out a comically oversized wooden slingshot.]

Miyuki (alarmed): "Konata-san, that’s... technically a prohibited projectile weapon under the school code, state law and possibly the Geneva Convention."

Tsukasa (blinking): "Where did you even get a rubber band that big?"

Konata: "Dennis never snitches."

Kagami: "This kid sucks."

Konata: "Say that again and I will launch this grape at your forehead, Kagami. In his name."

Kagami (deadpan): "You are the problem."

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Kagami: "Hey Konata, I’m sorry for snapping earlier when you said Griffith was an anti-hero. I shouldn't have gotten so worked up."

Konata: (grinning) "Aww, look at you, apologizing. Never thought I’d see the day."

Kagami: (sighing) "I know, I can be a bit much. But I really am sorry."

Konata: "It's whatever. I get it. But since we're apologizing, I guess I should say sorry too."

Kagami: "For what?"

Konata: (casually) "You know those little fires that’ve been happening around your neighborhood?"

Kagami: (eyes narrowing) "Yeah, what’s going on with that?"

Konata: (grinning wider) "It was me."

Kagami: "Wait...WHAT?"

Konata: (shrugging) "Yeah, just a few small fires. Trash bins, nothing big. I was bored."

Kagami: (staring at her in disbelief) "You’ve got to be kidding me. You've been setting fires?!"

Konata: (smirking) "Nothing serious, calm down. I made sure to put them out. Just little experiments."

Kagami: (anger rising) "Experiments?! You could've burned down the entire neighborhood! What is wrong with you?!"

Konata: "Relax, Kagami. It was under control. Just some harmless fun."

Kagami: (facepalming) "I don’t even know if I should call the cops, the fire department or a mental institution..."

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[2008, Xbox Live voice chat – faint static, someone breathing into the mic]

Konata: "So what are we playing? Halo? Left 4 Dead? Uno?"

Kagami: "We are not playing Uno."

Konata: "Why not? Everyone has Uno. It came free with your Xbox."

Kagami: "I don’t have Uno."

Konata: "Yes you do! It’s on every Xbox. It’s literally built in. It came free with Xbox Live."

Kagami: "I have the crustiest Xbox known to man. I have to delete games just to open the menu. I do not have Uno."

Konata: "Then someone deleted it. Or you're an Uno denier. Uno is eternal."

Kagami: "Just pick a game before my console red rings and explodes."

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Konata: "Day 45 of spraying dog medicine on my hands. The transformation is almost complete."

Kagami: (slowly turning) "Please tell me that’s a metaphor."

Konata: (beaming) "Nope. Paw pad toughening spray. Designed for rugged working dogs. And now… me."

Tsukasa: (worried) "Forty-five days? That’s… a lot of days..."

Konata: (rubbing her palms together with a shk-shk sound) "My hands are now officially classified as abrasives. Feel my hands, it's like sandpaper!."

Miyuki: (genuinely alarmed) "Konata-san, that product likely contains keratolytic agents… prolonged use could severely damage your skin barrier."

Konata: (smirking) "Skin barriers are for the weak. I’m going full canine."

Kagami: "You’re not becoming a dog, you’re becoming a construction tool."

Konata: (waving her hand) "If you ever need a table smoothed or a criminal subdued, call me. Sandpaper hands don’t ask questions."

Tsukasa: (softly) "Do… do you bark now too?"

Konata: (nodding solemnly) "Only when the moon is full."

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Konata: (serious whisper) "I saw her. The third-year girl. You know—the one who mysteriously disappeared last semester? I saw her… in The Sims."

Tsukasa: (gasps softly) "Eh?! Like… her ghost?"

Konata: "No. Alive. As a Sim. Just standing outside the Lucky Star house. Same hair, same crappy eyeliner job, same blank stare. I didn’t create her. I didn’t download her. She was just there."

Kagami: (suspicious) "Wait, back up. Lucky Star House? You made Sims of us!??"

Konata: (immediately) "Not the point of the story."

Kagami: (baffled) "Excuse me?!"

Konata: (ignoring her) "She just keeps showing up in the neighborhood. I delete her, she returns. Even wiped the game folder and reinstalled. Still there. Watching. Not selectable. Not moving."

Miyuki: (gently) "That could be a corrupted Sim file, Konata-san. Or maybe leftover cache from—"

Konata: (flatly) "I think she knows I can see her."

The room goes quiet. Kagami looks disturbed, despite herself.

Konata: "We need to bring her home."

She takes a slow bite of melon bread, eyes never leaving Kagami’s.

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yknow what maybe sometimes instagram reels are ok

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Kagami: "Hey Konata, I finally tried that MMO you won’t shut up about. The Brazilian players swarmed me. Total chaos. I couldn’t even finish the tutorial."

Konata: (making a trollface) "Huehuehuehue… BR???."

Kagami: (snarling) "They held a dance party on top of my corpse. One of them kept calling me a gringa noob."

Konata: (dead serious) "Yeah. That’s us."

Kagami: "...What?"

Konata: (smirking proudly) "I’m their guild leader. Hue Ordem Nacional. We don’t take prisoners, only screenshots."

Tsukasa: (soft gasp) "Konata, you griefed Kagami?!"

Konata: "I welcomed her. She got the full initiation. Most gringas don’t survive that long."

Kagami: (gritting teeth, fuming) "YOU told them to target me?!"

Konata: "I said ‘Treat her like family.’ You know, endlessly harass her until she becomes stronger."

Kagami: "I'm switching servers."

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Konata: “You know, hieroglyphics were basically the first internet memes.”

Kagami: (deadpan) “...What.”

Tsukasa: (tilting head) “Huh? But they’re, like… really old? They didn't even have dial-up back then, did they?"

Konata: “Exactly! Ancient Egyptians were just posting their memes on temple walls instead of X (formerly Twitter).”

Kagami: (groaning) “Konata, no, they were a form of writing. That’s completely different.”

Konata: (grinning) “Oh, really? Because last time I checked, they were full of little pictures that told inside jokes only people from that time would get.”

Tsukasa: “Ooooh, like how we use emojis?”

Konata: “Exactly! Imagine some ancient Egyptian guy drawing a picture of a cat next to a loaf of bread. That’s literally ‘I Can Has Cheezburger?’”

Kagami: (pinching bridge of nose) “That’s not how language works.”

Miyuki: (adjusting glasses) “Actually, Konata does have a point.”

Kagami: (pauses, slowly turns) “Excuse me?”

Miyuki: “Hieroglyphics weren’t just used for formal writing. There were also colloquial and satirical uses, much like how internet memes convey humor, commentary, or shorthand expressions understood by a specific culture. Cats were also highly revered and were depicted prominently in Egyptian art.”

Konata: “Boom. Miyuki just Egyptologist dropped on you.”

Kagami: (frustrated) “Okay, sure, some could be informal, but they weren’t memes! There wasn’t an ancient Egyptian guy making ‘Loss.jpg’ in hieroglyphics!”

Konata: (excited) “Oh my god, imagine an Egyptian scribe carving ‘Press F to Pay Respects’ on a tomb.”

Tsukasa: “Or a big pharaoh pointing at a bunch of pyramids like, ‘This pyramid can fit so many buried treasures in it!’”

Miyuki: “There are actually records of comedic hieroglyphics mocking rulers or officials. Much like modern meme culture, they reflected social commentary.”

Kagami: (gritting teeth) “You are all insufferable.”

Konata: (leaning in) “You mad, Kagamin? You gonna carve a hieroglyph of the Wojak face?”

Kagami: “Carve this” (flips the bird at Konata)

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Konata: (leaning back in her chair, grinning lazily) “You ever just feel your teeth, Kagamin?”

Kagami: (staring) “...What is wrong with you today?”

Konata: (blinks slowly) “I’ve entered my Quaalude Arc.”

Tsukasa: “Is that… a kind of Mexican food?”

Miyuki: (visibly concerned) “Konata-san, Quaaludes are a highly controlled substance that were discontinued for a reason—”

Konata: (waving vaguely) “Yeah yeah. Discontinued. Like Ecco the Dolphin. Doesn’t mean you can’t still find it if you know where to look.”

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Kagami glances over to see Konata obsessively tapping her phone.

Kagami: "What are you doing now?"

Konata: (grinning) "Leveling up."

Kagami: "...In what?"

Konata: (sacred tone) "Local Guide. Google Maps. I'm almost Level 6."

Kagami: (blinking) "What does that even mean?"

Konata: "It means power. Influence. I rate, I review, I upload blurry photos of ramen I didn’t finish."

Kagami: (peering at her screen) "You gave a convenience store five stars for having a clean vibe."

Konata: "It did have a clean vibe."

Tsukasa: (peeking over) "Wait, why did you upload a picture of your feet?"

Konata: "I was standing in the store when I took it. Geo-tagged. Counts as proof I was there."

Kagami: (flatly) "This is deranged."

Konata: "Feet pics get the most upvotes. The system works."

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Konata core

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Konata: (drifting around a turn in Mario Kart World) "You know, I was messing around with one of those AI chatbots earlier, and I asked it which Mario Kart characters are gay."

Kagami: (raising an eyebrow) "Why would you even ask that?"

Konata: "For science."

Tsukasa: "Oh! What did it say?"

Konata: "It gave me some boring corporate answer like 'as fictional characters, their orientations are not officially defined'—but I know it wanted to say Waluigi."

Kagami: (sighing) "And why exactly is Waluigi your first pick?"

Konata: "Oh, come on, Kagamin. He’s dramatic, he’s lanky, he wears purple—he’s basically Mario Kart’s designated theater kid."

Miyuki: (thoughtfully) "I suppose some might interpret his personality as rather flamboyant…"

Kagami: (rolling her eyes) "That doesn’t mean anything. You’re stereotyping."

Konata: "Okay, okay, fair. But what about Toadette and Birdo? They totally give off ‘cute couple who just moved in together and started a successful Etsy business’ vibes."

Tsukasa: (giggling) "Aww, that’s kinda sweet."

Kagami: "I think Birdo is actually canonically trans…"

Konata: (nodding) "Yup! First openly trans character in Nintendo history. So she and Yoshi? Power couple."

Miyuki: "Technically, their relationship status is ambiguous. In some games, they appear as a couple, but in others, it’s unclear."

Konata: (grinning) "Miyuki, do you ever just let people have fun with headcanons?"

Kagami: "Wait—so you actually put this much thought into this?"

Konata: "Of course! I take Mario Kart lore very seriously."

Kagami: (groaning) "There is no Mario Kart lore."