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Tsukasa: (tilting her head) “Hey… I was just thinking—why didn’t the people in Pompeii just run away from the volcano when it started to erupt?”

Konata: (perking up) “Exactly! Unless… wait… what if it was like an MMO boss? Y’know—one of those raids where you accidentally aggro it without even realizing?”

Kagami: “It wasn’t a surprise mechanic, Konata. People lived next to it. It had erupted before.”

Konata: “Yeah, but think about it—if you’ve been farming in the same zone for years, you’re not expecting the Fire Mountain to suddenly drop its ultimate attack.”

Miyuki: (politely interjecting) “Actually, the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD released what’s called a pyroclastic surge—a superheated cloud of gas and ash traveling at hundreds of kilometers per hour. It would have overtaken anyone trying to escape. In many cases, people didn’t even realize they were in danger until it was far too late.”

Konata: (leaning back) “Huh. So basically… bad raid positioning and an untelegraphed one-shot mechanic.”

Kagami: (deadpan) “Do not turn the death of an entire city into MMO slang.”

Konata: “Too late. ‘Volcano enrage timer—full party wipe.’”

Tsukasa: (frowning) “…That’s so sad.”

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Tsukasa: (seriously) "You know, I don’t think we can go outside anymore, there's too many dogs."

Konata: (nodding dramatically) "Yeah, especially hunter dogs."

Kagami: (blinking in disbelief) "What the hell are you two even talking about? What hunting dogs?!"

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Konata: ranting with arms flailing “First Visa and Mastercard censor the good stuff, now the UK’s Online Safety Act is nuking everything else. And don’t get me started on YouTube—‘please upload your face to prove you’re 18.’ Like, hello? That’s biometric blackmail!”

Kagami: sighs “Maybe they just don’t want kids stumbling onto the kind of content you’re clearly binging at 3 a.m.”

Miyuki: explaining patiently “It’s true the legislation requires stricter age verification, and some platforms are resorting to facial scans. There are also broader efforts to sanitize educational resources… even Wikipedia entries on mature subjects may be edited down.”

Konata: pouting “Tragic. Even Boku no Pico deserves a properly sourced article! What if I need to do a school project on Night Shift Nurses?”

Tsukasa: innocently “But… what were the nurses doing on the night shift? Taking care of patients?”

Konata: smirking like a demon “Oh, they were taking care of something, all right.”

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Konata: “If mercury is really that dangerous, why did they put it in thermometers?”

Kagami: “Because you’re supposed to look at the thermometer, not drink it.”

Konata: “Okay, but then why make it shiny and fun to roll around?”

Miyuki: “Konata-san… mercury is extremely toxic—”

Konata: “So is alcohol, Miyuki. And you don’t see people putting that in tiny glass tubes to keep me away from it.”

Miyuki: “Um actually… they do. Many thermometers use alcohol dyed red or blue instead of mercury.”

Konata: (pauses, thinking) “…So basically, you’re telling me I could’ve been drinking thermometers this whole time?”

Kagami: “No! That’s the opposite of what she’s telling you!”

Konata: (grinning) “Got it. Adding alcohol thermometers to my Amazon wishlist.”

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Konata: (leaning on the table) "When you’re throwing up in the crappy bathroom at a house party, kneeling on the floor in front of the toilet, shivering and tearing up… it feels low-key religious."

Kagami: "…What kind of parties have you been going to?"

Konata: "Like, if I were Catholic, that would be my church."

Kagami: "I thought you were Catholic now."

Konata: "Nah, I just like the aesthetic. The guilt, the kneeling, the dramatic lighting—works in a lot of contexts."

Kagami: "That’s… concerning."

Konata: "Prove me wrong."

Miyuki: (earnestly) "Well, actually, Catholic liturgy does include kneeling, but the intent and symbolism are very different from—"

Kagami: "And she walked right into it."

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Konata: (takes a swig from her Coke) “Hey… if you were rubbing a bottle and Christina Aguilera came out of it, what would you do?”

Kagami: “…What?”

Konata: “Like, you know… genie in a bottle.”

Miyuki: (adjusts glasses nervously) “Ah… that’s a reference to her 1999 song Genie in a Bottle. In the lyrics, she, um… compares herself to a genie that… you have to, ah, ‘rub the right way’ before she’ll—”

Kagami: “Miyuki.”

Miyuki: “—grant your wish. It’s a metaphor for—”

Kagami: “Miyuki.”

Konata: “Let her cook, I want to hear this.”

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Konata: (leaning back smugly) "Hey, guess what. I’ve decided I’m converting to Catholicism."

Kagami: (not even looking up) "What now."

Tsukasa: (blinking) "Huh? Like… for real?"

Miyuki: (closing her book politely) "That’s quite a serious decision, Konata-san. May I ask why?"

Konata: (grinning) "I’ve been playing Crusader Kings III, and honestly? The Catholic faith buffs are kinda cracked. Plus, you get to go on Crusades. It's peak."

Kagami: (scowling) "You’re basing your entire spiritual identity on video game stats?!"

Konata: "Hey, don’t knock it! I’ve conquered half of Europe in the name of the Lord. If that’s not holy, I don’t know what is."

Tsukasa: (tilting her head) "What’s a crusade, again…?"

Miyuki: (gently) "Historically, the Crusades were a series of religious wars sanctioned by the Catholic Church during the medieval period, intended to reclaim holy lands and spread influence—"

Konata: (interrupting) "—And in the game, they’re a great source of prestige and land. It's free real estate!"

Kagami: (deadpan) "Ah yes. Truly the teachings of Christ."

Konata: (nodding solemnly) "Plus, all the cool kings in the game have, like, twelve kids and three mistresses. I’m just trying to live righteously."

Kagami: "You just want a reason to bully people and call it divine will."

Konata: (grinning) "Exactly! Deus vult, Kagamin!"

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Kagami: “So for my psychology project, I’m researching the benefits of CBT.”

Konata: (eyes widen, nearly drops her Pocky) "Whoa, Kagamin… that's kinda hardcore for school, isn't it?"

Kagami: (confused) "…What are you talking about?"

Konata: "I mean, you could at least warn me before dropping something that NSFW into the convo.

Kagami: "It’s Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, you idiot!"

Konata: (relieved but smirking) "Ohhh. Right. I knew that. Totally."

Kagami: "…You’re hopeless."

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Konata: "Do you think worms know about us?"

Kagami: "What—why would worms care?"

Konata: "I mean, we know about them. Maybe they gossip. Like, ‘Oh crap, it’s the big shoe monsters again.’"

Tsukasa (wide-eyed): "What if they think we’re just part of the weather?"

Miyuki: "Well, worms lack complex sensory perception, but they do react to vibrations. In a way, we do shape their world…"

Konata (nodding seriously): "Exactly. We’re their titans. Their unknowable gods."

Kagami: "You stepped on one, like, ten minutes ago."

Konata: "A tragic loss. But I’m gonna live my life in a way that impresses the worms."

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Konata: “So I’m standing in the kitchen, right? About to eat pudding. I drop the spoon. Clatter. Hits the tile. I look down—gone.”

Tsukasa: (confused) “Gone where?”

Konata: “Exactly. It didn’t bounce. It didn’t roll. I heard it hit. I felt it hit. But it wasn’t there.”

Kagami: (flatly) “It rolled under the cabinet.”

Konata: “No. No space under the cabinets. They’re flush with the floor. I checked. Twice. It’s just… gone.”

Miyuki: (cautious) “Could it have… shattered?”

Konata: “It was plastic.”

A beat. The others glance at each other.

Konata: (quietly, intense) “There was nowhere for it to go. And yet—it went.”

Kagami: (frowning now, uncomfortable) “That doesn’t make sense.”

Konata: “Exactly. Glitch in the matrix.”

A heavy silence settles over the table. Far off, a desk creaks for no reason. The classroom feels colder.

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Kagami: (sighing) "Ugh, another annoying Java popup. Why is this still on my PC?"

Konata: (grinning) "Ah, Java! A new update is ready to be installed! Classic."

Kagami: (frustrated) "It’s like a virus at this point. Every day, there’s a new update! Who is updating it? What is even in those updates?"

Konata: (smirking) "Bug fixes. Performance improvements. It’s quietly holding the internet together."

Kagami: (sarcastic) "Oh yeah, holding everything together... by constantly asking me to update and restart."

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Konata's room. A thunderstorm rolls in outside. Lightning flashes, illuminating manga posters and half-finished cosplay in the background. A cheap plastic Ouija board sits in the center of the room.

Konata: “Okay, okay. Spirits of the beyond, if you are here with us… give us a sign!”

Miyuki (adjusting her glasses): "Just remember, these are mostly considered novelty items with no scientific—"

The planchette suddenly jerks under their fingers.

Kagami: “Who moved it?!”

Konata: “Not me! Spirit, what’s your name?”

The planchette moves again: S… A… D… D… A… M.

Tsukasa: “Saddam???”

Konata (eyes lighting up): “No freaking way—like Hussein???”

Voice (deep, echoing, and extremely real): “Yes.”

A ghostly figure materializes in the corner of the room. It’s unmistakably Saddam Hussein in his military uniform, glowing faintly and looking very tired. He glances around the room in mild disapproval.

Saddam (flatly): “Why have you summoned me here?”

Kagami (backing toward the wall): “Oh my god. Oh my god.”

Konata (grinning): “This is insane. Like, actual Saddam Hussein. Sir, important question: what’s your favorite anime?”

Saddam (without hesitation): “Elfen Lied.”

Miyuki (scribbling notes): “Thats… interesting. Would you care to elaborate?”

Saddam: “No.”

Konata (bouncing up and down with excitement): “Okay, next question—who is best girl in the monogatari series?”

Saddam: “Shinobu.”

Kagami (still frozen): “We need to send him back. Now.”

Konata: “But we haven’t even asked about One Piece yet!”

Saddam (scowling): “You’ll never find the One Piece. None of you.”

A flash of lightning. The lights flicker. Saddam slowly begins to fade.

Saddam (as he vanishes): “Tell Rumiko Takahashi… she was right… my hiding place didn't work...”

Silence.

Tsukasa (quietly): “Was that… real?”

Kagami: “Next time you want to summon a ghost, can we at least aim for a less controversial one.”

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Konata: 哎，你们知道吗，我昨天晚上又刷了一遍《喜羊羊与灰太狼》。

Kagami: 你不写作业的吗？你���爸知道你天天追动画片吗？

Tsukasa: 我妈妈说动画片会让人变傻……

Miyuki: 动画片其实也有教育意义的，比如《大头儿子和小头爸爸》。

Konata: 别说了，我小时候以为我爸也是特工。

Kagami: ……你爸是送快递的。

Konata: 特工也是要送东西的嘛。

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Kagami: (sighs) "I’ve been playing Elden Ring again, and I think the lore might be a bit much."

Konata: (perking up) "Ohhh? What do you mean?"

Kagami: (sighing) "I just wanted to smack bosses with a big sword. I wasn’t expecting to feel bad for some guy who died 200 years ago because he picked the wrong side in a civil war."

Konata: (smug) "That’s the magic, Kagamin. One moment, you’re bashing in the skull of a dude with a 20-foot axe, and the next, you’re mourning his tragic, centuries-old betrayal. Every enemy, every ruin, every weird crab—you can bet it has a deep, depressing backstory."

Tsukasa: (tilting her head) "Even the crabs?"

Konata: (nodding) "Especially those guys. They were once noble warriors, cursed by the Greater Will."

Kagami: (groaning) "I hate that I believe you."

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Konata (excitedly looking out the plane window): “Wow, this is amazing! I’ve never been on a private jet before.”

Kagami (nervously): “I still don’t feel right about this. Who is this Epstein guy, really? How did he make his money?”

Tsukasa (curiously): “I heard that Epstein Island has a really cool private zoo. I hope we get to see it.”

Miyuki (reading a brochure): “According to this, the island has a variety of amenities, including a private beach, a pool, and even a tennis court.”

Jeffrey Epstein (smiling warmly): “Ah, ladies, I see you’re getting settled in. I hope you’re enjoying the flight so far.”

Tsukasa (grinning): “It’s amazing! Thank you for inviting us to Epstein Island, Mr. Epstein.”

Jeffrey (charmingly): “Please, call me Jeffrey. I want you to feel right at home here. I think you’ll find that our island has everything you need for a wonderful vacation.”

Kagami (skeptically): “It’s very generous of you to invite us. But, um, what kind of activities can we expect to do here?”

Epstein (laughing): “Oh, all sorts of things!”

Miyuki (flipping through the brochure): “It says here they have a ‘mystery tour’ planned. I wonder what that means? It sounds thrilling!”

Jeffrey (leaning in, smirking): “Oh, you’ll love it. The mystery tour is… well, let’s just say it’s a... wonderful secret.”

Konata (eyes sparkling): “I’m in! Bring on the adventure! What’s the worst that could happen?”