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People like to fall into this weird fallacy where if they think they’ve detected a bad trait in someone, it’s always 100% true and any statement to the contrary is automatically “trying to get out of it.”

A sort of, “guilty because I decided you’re a bastard and that makes me clever,” flavor of bullshit.

honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."

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biting IS a form of affection

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I feel like this era is what we have to go through as we agonizingly progress away from killing the people who disagree with you and have to actually learn how the hell to build a united society with words and genuine constructive discussion.

Like, no one arguing on the internet is changing their mind.

Social media is an endless stream of hot takes and grand declarations of ethics that are in direct opposition to one another, stated with conviction and vitriol to one’s adversaries.

All in a perpetual stalemate with zero effective long term strategy to actually Move anyone.

The hubris of moral superiority is an odor that’s getting to be very suffocating.

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“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” - Man who has yet to have less money.

“Money doesn’t buy happiness” ok and poverty buys what exactly

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

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As an occasional gay chick myself I lowkey really enjoyed the shitty way 2000s-2010s video games would like let you pick the main character’s gender but assumed everyone playing was straight and would play guys, so the story was written with women hitting on the main character left and right even if they were also a woman

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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wanting

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She doesn’t know how to ask. She doesn’t know what to ask for.

She needs to be taught what love feels like. She needs to be taught that love is for her.

Being provided for and kept at arms length is all she’s known.

If she never falls asleep comfy in your lap under gentle caresses, what are you holding onto her for?

If you have a tgirl in arms reach and free range over her body, never stop touching her. Hold her hand, pet her head, kiss every part of her you can reach, squeeze and grope her constantly. She deserves so much touch to make up for all the time she hasn't been

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If you have a tgirl in arms reach and free range over her body, never stop touching her. Hold her hand, pet her head, kiss every part of her you can reach, squeeze and grope her constantly. She deserves so much touch to make up for all the time she hasn't been

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When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

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she takes studying vampires very seriously

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I wish I could be a good and useful doll. I wish I could hold a schedule in my head and remember tasks. I wish I could have the energy to do things I need to do. I wish I could follow orders without throwing up an error code.

Instead, I'm just broken. A malfunctioning thing. Not even functional enough to keep itself running properly.

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Scrapped pile of robot girl body part solidarity!

"I can fix her" takes on a whole new meaning when the her in question is a near scrapped pile of robot girl body parts.