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humans be like

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single father

(its my hc, which I haven't shown here yet

I think pipis is reacting to [Hyperlink Blocked])

[part 6], [part 7], [part 8]

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genuinely is cracker barrel stupid

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small collection of my greatest hits in case anyone wants a cool sexy freshly post-nuke artist to follow!

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how in the fuck

I have no words

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can we please get them out of here

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with all my old pretransition female characters i customize them to be as cute as possible and then give them aces like eternatus and malamar and chien-pao because i think it’s hilarious

I like Pokémon that look a little scary. Fangs, claws, mean eyes. Knowing they look like that and they'll still be my loving pets and let me cuddle them just makes them even cuter to me. I love my Sneasel and my Crobat and my Feraligatr and my Gengar. You're a cute little nocturnal predator aren't you. You want treats and pets. Abububububu

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Today I was playing a pokemon movie for my twins and Darkrai appeared and I said, “Look Luke! It’s Darkrai.” And he said “Darai!” The double take I did. This boy turned a year old yesterday and I’ve been trying for months to get him to say mama and he sees Darkrai once and betrays me.

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Coked up business buddies

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I like how there’s a category of careers (cowboy, pirate, spy, princess) that have a very specific historical and political context that they get stripped of for the entertainment of children

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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen….

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There are things that are not physically impossible in any way, but would require such a high number of unlikely circumstances to happen simultaneously that it's almost safe to say that it will never happen to you. Like waking up at 3 am on a thursday because you heard the sound of people talking outside, getting up to look out of your window to see what this is about, and seeing a group of middle-aged women performing an impromptu holy communion with a tube of pringles and a jug of sangria.