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I don't have Kidneys, I have Adultknees!

They don't work as well...

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You know what

I'm finally ready to accept that I'm not stupid.

I'm being genuine here. This is not a joke.

I truly accept it.

Because after reading the comments on an article about how a j6'er is refusing trumps pardon, I see that I'm more intelligent than, fuck it, all Maga idiots by a vast margin.

I'm being serious. Seeing just how fucking stupid the MAGA cult is has awakened a newfound confidence in me. So. To all you Maga conspiracy idiots. I thank you. Actually not really. But I almost do, because you all have ignited a flame of confidence in my soul that I haven't felt for a long time.

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I solved the totally real uncle grandpa paradox that I just came up with. In a 1 on 1 battle of Uncle Grandpa vs. Uncle Grandpa who would win. Uncle Grandpa can't Lose and must Always win. But now there's 2 of them fighting eachother. Their solution. They spawn a third uncle Grandpa, have him think of a mumber, and play a game of pick a number, and whoever gets closest to the 3rd Uncle Grandpa wins. The 3rd Uncle Grandpa thinks of the number 6069596995598.974π67

The First uncle Grandpa thinks of the number 6069596995598.974π67, and the second one thinks of the number 6069596995598.974π67.

Now they both win.

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A.I. "art" has gone too far. Showing me the worst porn I've ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on is one thing. But plaguerizig Miazaki's style is a step too far

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God this image is fucked. I really hope he's not but it looks like he's using his kid as a human shield. Such a horrible fucking person

Gee, and why would people want to do that? Did you do something that pissed off that many people or something?

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Wait a sec. What if joker gets the death penalty but escapes, then can batman kill him? Technically he's only being the executioner, the judge and jury already gave the go ahead.

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I made ChandelOwO

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That's just what he wants you to think

(I'm joking btw)

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Maybe Batman was evil all along

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I really should do more writing, as other than sandbox video games and programming, it's an art I'm actually proud of myself for because I don't have any physical issue that makes writing harder (well, my handwriting is crap, but that's what a keyboard is for) and mental issues that makes me think "God. This sucks, I should crumble it up".

I just struggle to actually focus on anything and actually write. Like, I have so many storie ideas, and some of them I have at least wrote into a full short story, but other are just trapped in my head. My favorite ones trapped in my mind is the story about a ghost capable of possessing electronics and uploading itself into the internet to take over different robots, all to take down a company that's totally not based off of space x.

There's also my superhero story all about trying to take down a reality warper called the Null keeper, however one of my friends has a much better story so that one is more on the shelf. Especially because I feel that, while the protagonist and secondary antagonist are connected to eachother through the Null keeper, i feel it's bit of a boring troupe to just have the main characters gain their powers through a reality Warper basically saying "I'm bored, you have powers now". I feel like that while the Characters themselves are good, I need a better story and backstory.

God sorry for the rant, just wanted to get this out of my head before I went to sleep.

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So as some have stated, my theory is wrong. Honestly, not big soup rice. However, I still think this could be a neat concept for a fictional world of some sort. Hell, even applying the theory of relativity itself would be cool. For example, one idea I had is making time flow different in the different realms of dungeons and dragons.

If the faster you go, the slower time gets is true, which it's been scientifically proven, the opposite must also be true. The slower you go, the faster time gets.

Now think about this for a second. We're constantly moving. The earth is rotating at about 1600 kilometers per hour (or about 1000 miles per hour). The earth is also orbiting the sun, the sun (and therefore, us as well) is orbiting the center of the milkyway. The milkyway is on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy.

We have NEVER once been stationary. That means we've always been experiencing time at a slower rate. So my hypothesis is that if you reach absolute 0 speed, time flows infinitely fast.

You'd hit 0 kph and boom! The universe just ended in front of your eyes. Not even a single unit of time has passed.

I could also be wrong. Idk. I've only formed this hypothesis based on knowledge I currently have, so maybe this doesn't happen and I'm wrong. Who knows?

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Wow, the difference between this timeline and the other is insane.

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Okay but you're forgetting about gigi-run, the stupid ship so funny it beats space core × wheatley.

Unrelated but I also just remembered a memory of Alex showing me space core × wheatley porn, so that's fun.

I somehow see people on this god forsaken website say they are completely disinterested in the Momo x Okarun ship.

My brother in Christ, why the fuck are you even watching the show then?