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ill kill your jakey without a second thought. it isn't even a big deal to me. in fact can you take him out for a date and share a romantic moment where both of you don't move for a while. id like to calibrate my gun to take off most of his head while sparing your life
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
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Incredible things happening on tumblr
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estaba viendo un video de una mujer chilena que estaba con la hija en Nueva York tipo de turista, y los de ICE la raptaron y dejaron a la hija chica en la calle. No sé en qué habrá quedado eso, pero no lo digo ni en chiste, yo no iría a estados unidos ni en pedo
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snide cunt moment but it's so funny to me when theory-allergic tumblr leftists treat pratchett or brendan lee mulligan or whoever like theory replacements so much that they forget other people aren't also doing that. saw one comment "wait, but doesn't personality predate ideology" a while ago like genuinely confused that OP of a post had forgotten about the crucial sociological contributions of a dropout gifset
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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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you cannot talk about the homophobic murder of jonathan joss without including in the conversation that he is indigenous.
american indian men are at the 2nd highest risk of death by murder compared to all other ethnic groups. in their lifetimes, 82% of native men report having experienced domestic violence. yet the overwhelming majority of perpetrators are non-natives (88% of native men and 92% of native women who reported violence said their attacker was non-native). what’s more, tribal governments are often stymied in their attempts to bring justice against non-natives, meaning that many of these cases go unresolved.
this was an intersectional attack. the fact that he is indigenous matters, even if the motivation was homophobic, because it made him even more vulnerable and disposable in the eyes of his killer.
as always, look into MMIWP to learn more, and speak up for us. miigwetch, take care
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trans women specifically are so hated that getting mistaken for a trans woman is dangerous. thank god all of us can clear up that we aren't trans women to defuse that tension a little bit, thank god we can all fall back on not being trans women when it comes to legal matters. imagine if you couldn't do that. sure would suck if there was a type of person who couldn't do that. glad none of us are like that though.
I'm Glad We're All Equally Susceptible To Being MISTAKEN For Trans Women. Truly We Are All Faggots In The Eyes Of The State.
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grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike
#try and get bullied by all the teachers and students including above and below your grade#see how it feels
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These guys tho? You can pop em in your mouth whole it's fine.
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"Israel kills 32 Palestinians waiting for food at US-backed Gaza aid sites."
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