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dude i wonder what your penis feels like inside of me.. no homo though just wondering
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【学ヘタ】1年廊下風物詩
Pixiv ID: 4879176 Member: はづき@ツイッタ厨
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have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
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東西ログまとめ【腐】
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sjw897z7t9b26vr2u2hg07072t4362r9 submitted: the picture nobody asked for
IM COVERING MY MOUTH SO I DONT YELL BT OH M Y GOD HAD I KNOWN I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR THIS I WAS ASKING IN MY HEART. AMAZING. BLESS YOU.
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how about some germerica up in here?? if you feel like it ofc. also nice everything u draw dude, it's srsly beautiful!!
He finally got Ludwig outside in hopes that at least some of the tan will stick to him.
(Thanks. :з Also, confused and slightly terrified is the only expression I can draw Germany with, help.)
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#HAHAHAHA this was the one I was looking for....did u guys know u can search by year now#If u search thing year: YYYY#gerame
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I'm sure barely anyone knows or remembers this bit of trivia but once, hima mentioned that Alfred had a strawberry allergy, specifically, and it always bugged me bc I was like. Why would he say that. Knowing hima it has to be for pervert reasons. I'm just not sure what kind of pervert reasons. Here are some theories:
Strawberries are associated with overly cutesy romantic ero ? This makes Alfred break out in metaphorical hives. I doubt it's this one, because.......there's several strips with evidence to the contrary re: him & being a romantic.
It's a condom joke, indirectly. In that, he's allergic to them. Because latex. The thing you'd be allergic to in strawberries.
It's a reaaaaaaaally indirect Arthur reference, somehow. Like how Arthur spits blood around July 4th. Alfred has an allergic reaction to the fruit uhhh...cultivated by a French spy in the Americas and popularized by the English?
He's an ass guy. And maybe gayer than the bisexuals who kin him would like to admit. Like the reverse of lud. Put the gun down. He didn't know how to have anal in 1940s germany and you think he's a gold star fag?????
Most normal and least pervert reason: he's allergic to looking cutesy to other people and it manifests as a strawberry allergy. tsundere.....
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“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.
#JFGJGNGN#me reading a throwaway tag wondering about the leash being custom or not: they don't know I have 3k words written about this
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Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro
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what if I told you that the fourth chapter of “How to Be a Millionaire” is done ?! Nyo France is here to stir da Pot
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