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whoever keeps shooting rusty chains with hooks at me from the darkness STOP

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me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

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Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

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Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

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And the Oscar goes to…

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are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

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watching Seven Samurai

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

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The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!

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detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

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feeling so many feelings about all of this

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ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

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"what was your covid lockdown thing" i didnt do that i was working