it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
Today in “Sea Shanties I Have On Repeat”, what dark magic did this man have to perform to get this voice?? This is the voice of Poseidon himself. Damn.
Oh.... well this is gonna get awkward. Cece and i stopped being a thing a while ago. I won't get into details but there were things done and said that cause a major rift and i haven't spoken to her in like a year. However in that year i started dating another girl who was, well she was wonderful and I was happy for the first time in years, but then a few weeks ago we broke up and I'm just a sad shell of a man now.
Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.
No, that's Orhzamarr, aasimar is where you make a guess based on pure circumstance.
sure i may not “read the player’s handbook” or “know what an aasimar is” or “calculate basic math” but im gay, im having fun, and im eating dice so really who cares