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A closet cosplay I did of Jessica the other day :]
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one more gouache study :')
you guessed it, that's my favourite medium
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Fuck you, Firgrove! If you're dumb enough to be a cowboy this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Camp Western. Runaway animals! Shit on the ground!! Wolves!!! If you think that you're gonna survive four weeks at Camp Western, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll mine gold for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a different festival, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your cowboy hat, bring your Star Coins, bring your horse! We'll fight it! That's Right! We'll fight your horse! Because at Camp Western, you're fucked six way to Silverglade! Take a hike to Camp Western! Home of OSHA violating mud races! That's right, mud races! How does it work? If you can race down a muddy road and not break your horse’s legs, you get six summer tokens. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or the bull will rip your nuts off! Only at Camp Western: The only festival that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! The wolves chase you the minute after you leave the ranch, and you better not stop running or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Camp Western: Firgrove’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest son of bitch animals on the island of Jorvik. Guaranteed!
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no one's talking about how the horse hairdresser at the ranch is transgender
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I made a vtuber model of my sso character because why not ??
don't know if I will ever put it to use tho
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In the Valedale Championship, the goal isn't to win; it's to SURVIVE
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ok but the soul riders ask linda about where she reads fanfics and she knows she can't introduce them to it because she's seen real person fanfics there about the top two jorvegian equestrians who just so happen to be close good friends, esteemed dressage champion Anne and the two times Baroness elected top equestrian MC-
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Sso oc superhero vs supervillain AU. What side is your oc on and what’s their schtick?
#ok hear me out. alexis is a corrupted superhero who went crazy from having a god take up residence in his head#he became a superhero in the first place bc aideen was screaming at him to go help everyone and fix everything#canonically it gets pretty close to driving him mad anyway so its not that far of a stretch#alexis cometshield#sso oc#ssoblr
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Let's make one thing clear ya'll the Fuckass Bridge in Fort Pinta only got changed after YEARS of disrepair because some bumbling drunk fool got too close to the edge during pride and fell and Mayor Peanut got charged with manslaughter by negligence. He took the fall while James rebuild the Fuckass Bridge so it wouldn't happen again and is currently doing time in his prision stable (a prible, if you will)
A snapshot of him in prible, for the ones who are skeptical about it:
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Let's make one thing clear ya'll the Fuckass Bridge in Fort Pinta only got changed after YEARS of disrepair because some bumbling drunk fool got too close to the edge during pride and fell and Mayor Peanut got charged with manslaughter by negligence. He took the fall while James rebuild the Fuckass Bridge so it wouldn't happen again and is currently doing time in his prision stable (a prible, if you will)
A snapshot of him in prible, for the ones who are skeptical about it:
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