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mind you he tucked and shaved for this

#to chub or not to chub? that is the question#yes this is the proper use of shakespeare#alex marquez#am73#motogp
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marc getting his 93rd in mugello had me rubbing my hands together like a supervillain
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happy anniversary of fleury getting drafted to those who celebrate (me)
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if my friends cancel/reschedule plans that we’ve had WEEKS in advance again i’m going to shoot myself in the head and all of their names will be listed in my suicide note
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playoffs being over means i can get back to what rlly matters: homo sex




#i think it says a lot that sid’s here twice#crosbypilled unfortunately#willgabe#sidgeno#sidflower#1634#will smith hockey#ws2#gabe perreault#gp94#sidney crosby#sc87#evgeni malkin#geno malkin#em71#marc andre fleury#maf29#auston matthews#am34#mitch marner#mm16#nhl hockey#mmmm my little homos
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w gabe liking practically every post pertaining to macklin may i offer u all willmackgabe
#reposted from twt#no one sees my genius#gabe perreault#gp94#macklin celebrini#mc71#will smith hockey#ws2#willmack#willgabe#would this be gabemack or mackgabe???
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before i say anything: this was my first tennis match so i know nothing but why is the participation trophy a serving tray
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haven’t posted in EVER but i was thinking abt pato saying he wouldn’t go to f1 unless it was with an actually good team and all i have to say is GOOD cus i want to be able to actually afford to see one of my favorite drivers
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no guns
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fleury’s last game not ending with some big boom but instead a sad thumping noise like a pigeon hitting a window
#binnington i am in ur walls#had to wait to post this so i wasn’t seething w rage#still seething w rage tho#mens worlds#iihf worlds 2025#marc andre fleury#maf29#iihf world championship#i’m still unsure if i’m gonna kms or naw
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graduating hs during the indy500 tf is that
#they’re out to get me#how tf am i supposed to cheer for my mexican brother in arms in a huge goddamn greek style theatre#indycar#indy 500
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shane taylor laughing bc he knows that face card saved him
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why is it that school only tries to prepare you for “the real world” a week before you graduate from high-school like you’re doing absolutely nothing for me
#talking abt shit that would’ve only been useful literal months ago#saying they care abt our futures when they’re actively setting us up for failure by making us loose out shit right before they send us out#this is opp ass behavior#my shitty shit posts
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one degree of separation between me and prime twink sidney crosby i win

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my wife has been gone for an hour. i am unwell.
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