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[barging into the delivery room] excuse me, i need to ask this screaming infant how they conceptualise themselves within the construct of gender as they so far understand it. yeah it's for the birth certificate
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google show me pretty men with pathetic wet eyes & blood on their faces. google please
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youre all so fuck;ing meam to me and my interwsts
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i need someone to come over and put their whole body weight on me
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I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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microflirting by glancing at you from time to time
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anyone who knows more than me about pop culture is an uncritical guzzler of tabloidslop, anyone who knows less than me is an ignoramus uninterested in the world around them
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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul
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Now, I'm not saying kids should have the legal right to kill their parents on their 18th birthday, I'm just saying that if you didn't suck as a parent you wouldn't be that scared
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