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Briana watched the girl carefully as she disclosed. A twinge of sympathy touching her features once the pre-teen had finished.
“Yeah…” she trailed, gathering her thoughts in order so she could accurately present them.
“You know Kim...” she began, giving a gentle squeeze to the girl’s shoulder. “Sometimes...we’re expected to perform a certain way. It’s totally lame but, people expect things from you even when you don’t want to do them.” she explained, her demeanor very motherly as she brushed Kim’s bangs back from her eyes.
“But, you have to be the one to decided when enough is enough. You have to say to yourself. ‘No, I’m done doing this for you. I need to do this for myself now.’ Just because your parents expect you to act a certain way doesn’t mean you have too. No one made you act anyway...you do that to yourself dude.” she explained, biting her lip a bit. Briana never had to deal with anything like this but...she knew Kimmy wasn’t as helpless as she thought she was.
“And for the record. I don’t hate you. Yeah, you can be...difficult but...I care about you.”
" Are you okay?"
"To want the truth or the honest answer?"
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WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BEAST’S LAUGH HERE AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO ALWAYS NOTICES THIS
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She tried to keep her smile warm and inviting. Her curiosity peaked when the girl seemed to hesitant. A brow raised by soon, Bri understood. Her smile fading before she asked.
"Oh? What about them?" she asked, setting a hand on the girl's shoulder. "You can tell me man."
" Are you okay?"
"To want the truth or the honest answer?"
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If you're an active rp blog, reblog this please.
I need more rp blogs to follow/interract with so I’d super appreciate it if ya’ll could reblog.
Oc, fandom or otherwise, who cares, just rebagel yo.
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"Honest please." Briana insisted, offering a small smile to her younger co-star. 
" Are you okay?"
"To want the truth or the honest answer?"
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Reblog if you RP a character from Gravity Falls
Genderbents and OCs welcome.
Find your fandom here.
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The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.
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Angst Starter Masterlist
" Aren't you going to say something?"
" And I thought I loved you."
" And I thought you loved me."
" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."
" Aren't you even going to cry?"
" Are you going to cry?"
" Are you crying?"
" Are you okay?"
" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."
" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."
" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "
" Are you angry with me?"
" Are you afraid?"
" And now is the part where we say goodbye."
" And now you're going to leave me!"
" Are you just going to leave me?"
" Be friends with someone else."
" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"
" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"
" But I've changed."
" But you've changed."
" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."
" But.. you're still alive?"
" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"
" Can't you be happy for once?
" Can't you just be happy for me?"
" Come on, leave already!"
" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."
" Do you even know what you've done to me?"
" Do you have any remorse? "
" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"
" Don't you dare die."
" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"
" Don't give me that look"
" Don't you want me to be happy?"
" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"
" Damn you."
" Don't lie to me."
" Don't like to him/her/them."
" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"
" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"
" Everything's gone to hell."
" Everyone hates me."
" Everyone hates you."
" Everything hurts."
" Everything's going to be okay."
" Everyone loves you, not me."
" Everything is falling apart."
" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."
" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."
" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"
" Fuck off!"
" Fuck you!"
" Find a new place to live."
" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."
" Find a new best-friend."
" Fine. I'll leave."
" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."
" Fucking hell, I hate you!"
" Get lost!"
" Get a job, you ass!"
" Get out of here!"
" Go get a life."
" Go. Just go."
" How are you still alive?"
" How long are you going to keep this up?"
" How long until you finally get lost?"
" How about I just leave."
" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"
" Heaven doesn't exist."
" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."
" How about you leave now?"
" Is this how you're going to treat me?"
" I can't believe you."
" I'm a monster."
" I killed someone."
" I want to kill myself."
" I want to kill something."
" I'm running away."
" I'm leaving you."
" I can't look at you right now."
" I hope you die!"
" I don't understand."
" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."
" I can't hear anything."
" I'm dying."
" I have cancer."
" I can feel the darkness coming."
" I can't breathe."
" Just joking, I don't love you."
" Just go."
" Just leave me alone!"
" Just fuck off."
" Kill yourself. "
" Kindly get the hell away from me."
" Kids? I don't want kids."
" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."
" Lie. Just lie."
" Lie to me."
" Life is not worth living."
" Living isn't possible."
" Like I give a shit about you."
" Lies are all you're capable of."
" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."
" My heart is broken. "
" My.. everything hurts."
" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."
" My ____ is dead."
" Man, you're an asshole."
" My lies aren't working anymore."
" Mutt."
" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."
" Never again."
" Never speak to me again."
" No. I won't do it."
" No, I don't like you like that."
" No way in hell!"
" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"
" Now and again I really start to hate you."
" No. Stop crying, just stop it."
" Not how I wanted to spend my life."
" Never look at me again."
" People hate me."
" People hate you."
" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."
" People like you sicken me."
" People like you deserve to die."
" Perhaps you should just leave, then."
" Piss off."
" Question: why are you still here?"
" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."
" Run away. That's what I'm doing."
" See? I hate you."
" See? You hate me."
" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."
" So.. you hate me, then?"
" So this is how it ends."
" Shoot me."
" Shit..."
" So why are you still here?"
" Sometimes people lie to me."
" Stories are just that. Stories."
" Took off with everything I had!"
" Time to go."
" This is the end. It's done."
" The story is ending now."
" This is the end."
" This is why I hate you."
" Then why do you say you love me?!"
" Unlike you I have friends."
" Unlike me, you have friends"
" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."
" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."
" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"
" Very mature. Cunt."
" Why can't you row up?"
" Why cant you care about me?"
" Why do you hate me?"
" Why do I hate you?"
" What do you mean?"
" What?You're dying?"
" Why can't you just be you."
" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'
" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."
" Whatever, you asshole."
" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."
" Well. I hate you now."
" Well, you hate me now."
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Piper’s Hollywood Audition 🎬
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Put "Fluff please" in my inbox and I'll generate a number and write a fluffy starter for our muses based on what you get
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I swear I was so ready to be upset with buzzfeed but then I clicked it and…the sass. I can’t… http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/reasons-why-girls-and-boys-should-definitely-have-differe#.qcrY9LzW9 
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;;V:Main - Briana is a high school student who plays Wendy Corduroy on Gravity Falls. 
;;V:Wonderfalls - Briana is sound of mind but just happens to be in Gravity Falls. For reasons?
;;V:NotAllThere - Briana is struggling with her identity. She's not entirely sure if she's Wendy or Briana. She goes in and out of mindsets. 
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Briana raised her eye brow a the other’s introduction. It always amused her when she met fans who were really into cosplay. “Oh,cool.” she joked with a playful smile as she bumped him playful with her elbow. “And I’m Wendy Corduroy.” she said with a slight laugh.
"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
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"Depends,the names Bill cipher,dream demon extraordinaire,you want to make a deal then i’m the guy you need to be talking to,also I don’t do refunds"He chuckled lightly in response.
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Meet and Greet
"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
"You could have been killed! Are you okay?"
"Excuse me but I think you got my order by mistake."
"Do you have siblings? I know someone who looks just like you."
"Here, let me get that for you..."
"Stop staring. It's impolite."
"I'm sorry but have we met before? You look familiar somehow."
"My memory isn't quite what it used to be. Who are you again?"
"Cheesy pickup lines are not going to work on me so don't bother."
"I'm so sorry, I didn't think anyone was behind me. Are you okay?"
"I don't know who you are but you can buzz off."
"I'd really like to be alone right now."
"I appreciate the gesture but I really don't drink..."
"I know I look like someone famous, but I'm not them. Honest."
"Perhaps you have seen my face before? Television. Newspaper. Blog maybe?"
"Sorry about that, my friend's an asshole."
"End of the world sucks, doesn't it?"
"At the risk of sounding cheesy and clichéd, do you want to have a drink?"
"God, I hate this song. Makes me want to stab my ears with a pen."
"Stay away from them. They're bad news."
"Why is it so hard to just find someone nice? That's all I really want."
"Hi. You don't know me but we kinda see each other every day..."
"Does this sort of thing happen to you often?"
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