lumberjack-slenderman

[lumberjack-slenderman]

SLUT

WHAT

[lumberjack-slenderman]

Hey boy is u a bug

Uh- I'm not sure actually. I don't believe so! But I do believe I'm partially a snake. My grandfather was uh... Was a python slender I believe. My mom was part python too, so... I think I'm partially a python.

[lumberjack-slenderman]

You liked that, eh? You like me?

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

How... Would you react... If I did...

He pulls Naga in, gently kissing him.

That?

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

He chuckles.

You like touch, eh?

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

He gently lifts Naga's face up, leaning in.

Yeah.

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

I think I'll stay a bit longer.

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

He writes it down, handing it to Naga.

No problem, sweetheart.

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

Oh! You... Want my number?

I'll gladly give it to ya, luv.

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

It's alright, don't worry 'bout it...

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

...Ello again.

I'll go get your lumberjack ........

Oh, you needn't do all that just for little old me!

[lumberjack-slenderman]

He takes it.

Alright then. Just didn't want to make you uncomfortable.

I said WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PATHETIC IDIOT TO LOVE/SILLY

Oh, dear... There's no need to yell. But, I guess it would depend. I would like it, yes.

[lumberjack-slenderman]

I can wait. Don't rush yourself, dear-

Oh. Wait. Sorry. Sir.

I said WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PATHETIC IDIOT TO LOVE/SILLY

Oh, dear... There's no need to yell. But, I guess it would depend. I would like it, yes.

[lumberjack-slenderman]

I wouldn't be against it. Not like I have anyone I have to be back to anytime soon.

Sure.

I said WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PATHETIC IDIOT TO LOVE/SILLY

Oh, dear... There's no need to yell. But, I guess it would depend. I would like it, yes.

[lumberjack-slenderman]

A club, eh? Haven't really been to one in a while.

They chuckle.

I said WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PATHETIC IDIOT TO LOVE/SILLY

Oh, dear... There's no need to yell. But, I guess it would depend. I would like it, yes.

[lumberjack-slenderman]

Yeah, I get that a lot...

He looks down, making sure to steer clear of the makeshift nest.

Got it.

I said WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PATHETIC IDIOT TO LOVE/SILLY

Oh, dear... There's no need to yell. But, I guess it would depend. I would like it, yes.

[lumberjack-slenderman]

GODDAMN TI AVERY UR HERE TOO?

WHO IS THIS ARE YOU FROM THE SERVER LEAVE ME ALONE