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How beards reproduce.

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As a lumberjack I’m not very good. When everyone else is sleeping, I sneak into the woods. I pull up the trees with my strong lumberjack arms & carry them somewhere else, where they can’t be harmed. The other lumberjacks are beginning to grow angry,

Dalton Day, “Lumberjack II,” published in Twelfth House (via bostonpoetryslam)

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Free axes?!?! OH MAN OH MAN!

Celebrate Lumberjack Day at a soccer game, get a foam axe

Every team in every sport should give out axes for Lumberjack Day. Yes, Sept. 26 is apparently Lumberjack Day. And since Stephen F. Austin’s teams are nicknamed the Lumberjacks, it’s time to hand out some axes to sports fans. Today is the official day for flannel shirts, unkempt beards and flapjacks! #NationalLumberjackDay #AxeEm @SFA_Soccer http://bit.ly/YjK9z8 from WordPress http://bit.ly/1v9VDCr via IFTTT

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Look at that manly (squirrel-y) chest hair!

Happy Lumberjack Day! / on Instagram http://ift.tt/Ykdw4C

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Pee-Wee wishes you all a Happy Lumberjack Day! Eat some pancakes! Watch some Tim-Brrrrton movies! Our favorite holiday is HERE!

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Decisions decisions. #Plaid #Lumberjackday #hootsuitelife. Thank you @uniqlousa for literally all of this.

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Happy #lumberjackday ! Make sure to grab a pancake and chop a tree! (Taken with Instagram)

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There's only one week left of planning before Lumberjack Day (now also known as National Pancake Day). Are you ready for this EPIC pancake:

How to make epic pancakes with your Japanese rice cooker

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/06/14/how-to-make-epic-pancakes-with-your-japanese-rice-cooker/

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Any tips for intimidated first-timer girls that want to go into a comic shop and order Lumberjanes? Like, will shops know what I'm handing them or will they be like "who are you what is this why are you here?"

1. Wear your favorite plaid shirt2. Take your best friend with you, because friendship3. The comic shop employees should be happy to get the form because all the information is on it and they don’t have to look anything up, thus making their jobs easier4. If they are rude, take the form back, yell A CURSE UPON THIS SHOP, then take your business to another shop5. If you can actually perform curses, that would be ideal.6. Walk away in slow motion as the shop explodes behind you. Don’t look at the explosion. Taylor Swift’s “Trouble” plays.7. “They shouldn’t have messed with me” you say grimly8. I forgot what we were talking about

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big man wants big flapjacks

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27 Pancakes Worth Waking Up For

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Funny

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Today we learned that in the 1930s some people entertained large crowds by skating in giant frying pans with slabs of bacon on their feet. It may not be the most efficient way to fry bacon for a big group of people, but it sure is novel.

We aren’t aware of any contemporary bacon skaters, so this seems to have been a fleeting craze, which is a shame. Professional Bacon Skater would look awesome on a résumé.

[via Retronaut]

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