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"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.
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I love it when my vocabulary spreads like a disease. Sharing a lexicon with friends is normal, it’s expected. I’m getting my coworkers to say things like “cutiepie” and one time I overheard one of my middle aged managers who is usually very monotone in the way he speaks say “yaaaaaay” in the exact tone that I do.
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the past will devour you; it will wear the shape of an unrecognizable present
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the dog- self-denying in its devotion, knowing no other way
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YOU MUST TRY TO LOVE YOURSELF WHEN NOTHING ELSE DOES. THIS WILL BE THE HARDEST PART
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(to taste) only enough to know what you cannot have
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don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.
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You should be allowed to leave work if you need to go home and think about the character
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