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i generally dont care about whatever stupid ui changes they make to tumblr, but if they ever get rid of the trail of rainbow icons you get by dragging the new post button on mobile i will start removing all the cells from the CEOs body

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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i do trust sonic... but now i'm a lil bit suspicious

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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part of the reason I think it’s so sad that we collectively write so few stories about unrequited love is bc I feel like there’s very little public acknowledgment of how much it sucks to be the one somebody is in unrequited love with??? and not in a way of like, oh they’re crossing boundaries or putting expectations on me or whatever. becoming close friends with someone and then finding out they’re in love with you and you don’t love them back the same way is heartbreaking, bc a) someone you love is in pain and there is literally nothing you can do about it, and b) it usually means that whether you like it or not there’s going to be distance in your friendship that wasn’t there before as they try to get over you. idk man I just feel like we’ve all discussed the tragedy of loving someone who doesn’t love you back quite a lot and very rarely discuss the tragedy of finding out the way that you love someone just isn’t enough.

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fabulous creature?

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I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

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On conservation and survival

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This is one of the greatest ad campaigns of all time because not only are there jelly beans getting freaky. But the most heartbroken soulful man you have ever heard is singing to you about a man called Jerry Beans while it happens. And the whole time they're selling you a phone

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YOU know him as the human pet guy, I know him as the "modern militaries need medieval armor cuz they reflect bullets" guy. We are NOT the same.

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prog rock is actually short for pregnant dog rock

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Happy Throwing Him Thursday

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cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas

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The brubers playin some modded minecraft (based on real life events aka me and my own lil bro lmfao)